Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[McGiver]

^is in it for the shits and giggles.

[Gopher Gary]

^Shits when he giggles.

[El-Presidente]

^Hires young women to shit in his mouth. Pays them extra if they finish with a Cleveland steamer.

[bodie]

^is wearing his wifes   babydoll nighty in luxurious  baby pink soft satin with puffball sleeves, deep, plunging neckline finished in pink lace.  Slightly ruffled bottom skirt in three layers of taffeta with a slightly see through top skirt and hemmed with the same delicate pink lace.  A pink boa draped over his shoulders is the perfect finish.   

[BadgerTom]

^ Wears clothes only when outside in the world, but spends most of her time naked in the attic, swinging from the rafters.

[McGiver]

Flings shit at Mormons who dare knock at his door.

[El-Presidente]

^Is a Mormon elder.

[skyblue1]

^ is an elderly Mormon

[BadgerTom]

^ Is the Alterboy of Elton John

Flings shit at Mormons who dare knock at his door.

Actually my friend's dad uses Jehovahs witness literature and set's it on fire and throws it at them when they return with their kids!!!

They don't anymore!

[McGiver]

^Once, while high, let some guy "just stick the tip in".
Has been a bottom ever since.

["couldbecousin"]

      ^ Is in a shame spiral. 

[McGiver]

^learned to let go, let god.

[BadgerTom]

^Tried to stick his tip in!!!

But had it chopped off by the cigar cutter i had clenched between by buttocks!!!

[McGiver]

^has my, and several other, tip in his arse.

It's his obsessive collection.  Which he stores in his rectum.

[El-Presidente]

^Went 'balls deep' into badgertom