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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2745 on: August 28, 2009, 10:55:01 AM »
And I plait it regularly.

^ also has bunyons and corns the size of 20 cent pieces.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2746 on: August 28, 2009, 10:55:43 AM »
^ is actually a member of Jackass
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2747 on: August 28, 2009, 11:00:57 AM »
^fathered Thatcher

(haha I just noticed my signature looks like an answer to yours  :laugh:)
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2748 on: August 28, 2009, 11:30:49 AM »
^is Thatcher's daughter
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2749 on: August 28, 2009, 11:47:26 AM »
^aate a small child for breakfast
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2750 on: August 28, 2009, 11:57:48 AM »
^raped a small child for dinner
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2751 on: August 28, 2009, 11:59:41 AM »
^is actually a fat 50 year old guy from canada
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2752 on: August 28, 2009, 12:01:30 PM »
^knows because she's 56 and married to him
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2753 on: August 28, 2009, 12:03:56 PM »
^ knows that because he's got a telephoto lens camera and stalks them
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2754 on: August 28, 2009, 12:04:45 PM »
^knows that because he jacks off to the footage
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2755 on: August 28, 2009, 12:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Bint on August 28, 2009, 12:04:45 PM
^knows that because he jacks off to the footage

How'd you know? :o

^ knows too much...
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2756 on: August 28, 2009, 12:17:57 PM »
battery is drained cause of the overuse of a usb powered dildo^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2757 on: August 28, 2009, 12:42:52 PM »


^invented the usb powered dildo
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2758 on: August 28, 2009, 12:58:13 PM »
^still uses the wall-powered unit
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2759 on: August 28, 2009, 01:06:35 PM »


^uses a hand-cranked unit
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