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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2190 on: November 09, 2007, 02:33:40 PM »
^Had sex with Britney Spears while she was pregnant and Kevin Federline watching.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2191 on: November 09, 2007, 02:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 09, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
^Had sex with Britney Spears while she was pregnant and Kevin Federline watching.

were you dropped on your head as a child, fruitcake?
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2192 on: November 09, 2007, 02:51:40 PM »
Has a shovel and rake where her hands used to be^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2193 on: November 09, 2007, 02:55:20 PM »
^The person that chopped off the hands.

And yes, I was dropped as a child, and I don't think it's something to joke about  :(
The truth hurts... Now I'll go and cry.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2194 on: November 09, 2007, 03:31:07 PM »
^is actually made of vegetables^

i was dropped on my chin, or rather lept.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2195 on: November 09, 2007, 03:33:28 PM »
^Has funny looking eyes^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2196 on: November 09, 2007, 03:36:04 PM »
^has funny looking dog^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2197 on: November 09, 2007, 03:40:05 PM »
^Got raped by a dog as a kid.  :(
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2198 on: November 09, 2007, 03:43:17 PM »
^was seen in the vacinity with a dog costume and a strap-on
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2199 on: November 09, 2007, 03:48:17 PM »
^knows all about it because he was my furrie-partner.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2200 on: November 09, 2007, 04:01:00 PM »
Got me drunk on cough medicine and cheap perfume on that day and coerced me into accompanying her
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2201 on: November 09, 2007, 04:03:26 PM »
^Tried to to take it to court but no one believed him.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2202 on: November 09, 2007, 04:08:48 PM »
                                                                                            Yeah, no one ever believes me with my hair-lip and lisp and facial ticks


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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2203 on: November 09, 2007, 04:13:05 PM »
^But only because he was a naughty, naughty boy trying to arrest me.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2204 on: November 09, 2007, 04:16:54 PM »
^little does she know that I'm not there anymore
                                                                      but rather a very sophisticated hologram has taken my place     
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