Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[enronh]

^has been upgraded to a 'grade 2' Relic

[duncvis]

^ has the Holy Stone of Clonrichert wedged up his arse

[Lucifer]

^is generally wedgetastic.

[Gluey]

She carries her head in a grocery bag.

[duncvis]

^ carries a dead gerbil called Ringo in a grocery bag

[bigbabbyblue75]

^killed the gerbil^

[Eclair]

^Shitalicious

[Rabbit From Hell]

^ her boobs change size depending on the time of day

[Alex179]

^ Has man boobs that change in size according to lunar cycle.

[enronh]

^ has man boobs on his back

[Alex179]

^ Would know because he runs a farm for man boobs.   Rupert grows man boobs over every square inch of his body, lops them off surgically and sells them on the black market.   He thought he was the only person with man boobs on his back, until now.

[Lucifer]

She carries her head in a grocery bag.

only on wednesdays.

[enronh]

She carries her head in a grocery bag.

only on wednesdays.

^Was the inspiration for Spinal Tap's 'Stonehenge' and briefly dated Nigel Tufnel

[duncvis]

^ drinks meths then sings Pogues medleys in the bus station until passers by throw coins at him to shut him up

[enronh]

                                                          

^impersonates Peter Kay