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Offline mordok

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #90 on: August 17, 2007, 09:49:54 PM »
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
bork was a majorette.  and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.

McJ bought the baton off eBay afterwards and now sleeps with it under his pillow.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #91 on: August 17, 2007, 09:51:16 PM »
Quote from: mordok on August 17, 2007, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
bork was a majorette.  and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.

McJ bought the baton off eBay afterwards and now sleeps with it under his pillow.
mordok once asked me to tie him up and spank him with said baton.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #92 on: August 17, 2007, 09:52:14 PM »
McFonzy complied with that request.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #93 on: August 17, 2007, 09:53:02 PM »
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:51:16 PM
Quote from: mordok on August 17, 2007, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
bork was a majorette.  and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.

McJ bought the baton off eBay afterwards and now sleeps with it under his pillow.
mordok once asked me to tie him up and spank him with said baton.

That's no rumor..... :eyebrows:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #94 on: August 17, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »
Mordork has a boil on his ass as we speak and is squeezing the pus out periodically and eating it.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #95 on: August 17, 2007, 09:57:40 PM »
this thread is fucking hilarious. :laugh:

Eclair is richard's girlfriend.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2007, 09:58:08 PM »
bork is also muffinlover.  because she loves muffins.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2007, 09:59:02 PM »
McJ. and Eclair had a sword fight over muffins, they used Eclairs as swords.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #98 on: August 17, 2007, 10:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 09:59:02 PM
McJ. and Eclair had a sword fight over muffins, they used Eclairs as swords.
cleaning up was a blast.  guess where i stabbed her and how i cleaned it up.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #99 on: August 17, 2007, 10:02:23 PM »
i don't need to guess. :P
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #100 on: August 17, 2007, 10:03:09 PM »
bork is all knowing.  she never needs to guess.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #101 on: August 17, 2007, 10:04:01 PM »
McJ always tells the truth.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2007, 10:04:28 PM »
Bork is really McJagger's wife.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #103 on: August 17, 2007, 10:04:46 PM »
Richard is actually my girlfriend, Rita and I like to eat her.

The photos posted of Richard is actually our sex toy that we have chained to a chair.

Borky is really Margaret Thatcher posting from a nursing home.

McJ is actually Michael Jackson....sorry, I said I'd keep it a secret, but I couldn't anymore.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #104 on: August 17, 2007, 10:05:41 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 10:04:01 PM
McJ always tells the truth.
carla is my mistress.
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