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Offline Walkie

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4965 on: June 11, 2020, 03:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on June 11, 2020, 03:19:58 PM
^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses

^is the world's foremost authority on Barbie dolls
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4966 on: June 11, 2020, 03:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Walkie on June 11, 2020, 03:24:51 PM
Quote from: Genesis on June 11, 2020, 03:19:58 PM
^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses

^is the world's foremost authority on Barbie dolls

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4967 on: June 11, 2020, 05:38:53 PM »
^leads a gang of disgruntled Aussie jockeys and instructs them to deal with anybody who snitches on him
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4968 on: June 12, 2020, 08:12:45 AM »
^ has a secret love for Pez dispensers
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4969 on: June 12, 2020, 02:07:26 PM »
^Reorganises her flea collection five times a day.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4970 on: June 12, 2020, 04:15:52 PM »
Listen, I showered after yesterdays baby rabbit down my cleavage incident  :lol1:

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4971 on: June 12, 2020, 07:34:07 PM »
^ trains spring peepers as spies
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4972 on: June 13, 2020, 02:09:21 AM »
^Does sand castle design for a living.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4973 on: June 13, 2020, 06:22:17 AM »
^ has a pair of lucky socks
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4974 on: June 13, 2020, 03:10:17 PM »
^Idolises Billy Idol because of his last name.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4975 on: June 13, 2020, 03:33:50 PM »
^ has monogrammed golf balls that are so precious he will pond dive for them if they go off the green
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4976 on: June 13, 2020, 05:41:00 PM »
^ can burp the national anthem
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4977 on: June 13, 2020, 06:32:23 PM »
^ likes it when someone sings him to sleep at night
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4978 on: June 14, 2020, 02:04:06 AM »
^Wants to be a vacuum cleaner door-to-door salesperson.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4979 on: June 14, 2020, 07:21:34 AM »
^ got a kermit tattoo on the side of his neck when he was drunk because he thought it would make him look like a badass.
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