Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Phoenix]

^ Will only hen peck his keyboard when he's typing because he's a hand model and bruises easily

(monkeygirl has a running joke because I'm Buddhist to throw extreme Christianity lines at me because she thinks they're hilarious. Like we'll be eating dinner and she'll blurt out "Are you ready to accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour? We can talk this out you know. I thinks it's time you repent your sins" or she'll flood my phone with videos of the cheesiest corniest super christian music videos off YT. She would support this rumour )

[Lord of the Ales]

 

^ prefers to send messages via carrier pigeon

[Phoenix]

^ has been banned in local restaurants from using straws because he keeps sticking the ends in his teeth and pretending he's a walrus

[Genesis]

Knows the real Muffin Man

[Phoenix]

^ is a master Candyland player

[odeon]

^Wanted to be Walter White but came up with a cinnamon cookie recipe instead.

[Phoenix]

^ his big claim to fame was when he composed Ring-A-Ring O' Rosies

[SBI_Patience]

^ She was Mary Poppins in her last life.

[Genesis]

Makes old church ladies from the South of Georgia faint because they can't handle a British accent

[Phoenix]

^ Is the inventor of crayons

[Walkie]

^once misread a recipe and served up roast lamb dressed with rosary beads

[SBI_Patience]

^ Sleep walks and found themselves awake on the moon, not sure how but must have convinced NASA to do so.

[odeon]

^Was the inspiration for Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes.

[Walkie]

^was let off with a caution by the cops, because they couldn't stop laughing at his porn collection.

[Genesis]

^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses