Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Queen Victoria]

Uses Khardashian pussy hair to fill in his bald spots.

[Gopher Gary]

^Simply walks into Mordor. 

[Queen Victoria]

And any damned place I please.

^Is the lost triplet born with Joffrey and Tyrion to three different mothers at different times.  Winter Witchcraft was involved.

[Gopher Gary]

^ So sweet, she gives me cavities. 

[Walkie]

^ So sweet, she gives me cavities. 

^Once  had all his cavities thoughly investigated by the dentist. The dentist was so traumatised by the experience, he completely forgot to look at the gopher's teeth.

[Gopher Gary]

^Shares the wisdom of Confucius with strangers while standing in queue. 

[Fun With Matches]

^ Clears queues by farting.

[Walkie]

^Shares the wisdom of Confucius with strangers while standing in queue. 

Lies ! barefaced Lies! It was the widom of Lao Tzu.  Kung Fu Tze is just a smug, grandiose, attention-loving  homile manufacturer . Pfft.

^ annoys shopkeepers by carefully forming an orderly queue of one, then failing to figure out who's turn it is next.

[Arya Quinn]

^ Is the leader of a Cthulhu Cult.

[Bastet]

^eats his own babies

[Gopher Gary]

^Has a black belt, but prefers suspenders. 

[Genesis]

^Believes that Donald Trump's hands are actually a pair of Dolphins trying to get out of their environment.

[DirtDawg]

^spends time watching stars bloom through his farts.

[Genesis]

^Sings happy birthday in Italian for old Italian ladies with dementia.

[odeon]

^Was recently in Hong Kong to participate in the protests.