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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4425 on: July 14, 2014, 06:26:58 AM »
^ Managed to get his head stuck between two trees.. (behold his avatar)

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4426 on: July 14, 2014, 06:52:05 PM »
^Scratches my tummy when no one's looking.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4427 on: July 15, 2014, 05:37:09 AM »
^ Is actually a hamster.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4428 on: July 15, 2014, 05:26:51 PM »
^Gave me mastodon sized fleas.  :eyelash:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4429 on: July 26, 2014, 01:56:19 AM »
^Gave me a hamster.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4430 on: July 26, 2014, 07:48:35 AM »
^Taught me his secret handshake.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4431 on: July 26, 2014, 08:10:26 AM »
  ^ Can't do secret handshake, due to lack of opposable thumbs.  :-[
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4432 on: July 26, 2014, 08:56:51 AM »
Five words Fred, five words.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4433 on: July 26, 2014, 09:28:56 AM »
^Gives me rides in her crown.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4434 on: July 26, 2014, 10:05:04 AM »
^princess di's reincarnation
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4435 on: July 27, 2014, 09:58:31 AM »
^Writes scandalous tabloid articles about me.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4436 on: July 27, 2014, 10:08:00 AM »
  ^ Asks Queen Victoria to read the tabloid stories to him.  :P
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4437 on: July 27, 2014, 11:02:48 AM »
^ Is the other woman in those scandalous tabloid stories.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4438 on: July 27, 2014, 07:08:16 PM »
^Wipes his butt with tabloid paper.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4439 on: July 27, 2014, 07:21:38 PM »
^ Doesn't wipe.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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