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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #525 on: August 26, 2007, 10:34:29 AM »

^makes the best southern fried porkchops.  but uses them for a wierd sexual fetish.
Knows because he was the one that introduced me to said fetish.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #526 on: August 26, 2007, 10:36:00 AM »
PI is really Insane Porpoise.

McRalph was Potsy's lover until Potsy tragically became straight after an accident.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #527 on: August 26, 2007, 11:12:15 AM »
milla had a terrible botox accident.  her lips are now really thin, but her eye looks like popeye.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #528 on: August 26, 2007, 11:14:07 AM »
McRalph_Malph is having an affair with ryan Seacrest
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #529 on: August 26, 2007, 11:15:24 AM »
Is Ryan Seacrest  (BTW- who the fuck is he?)  :laugh:

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #530 on: August 26, 2007, 11:15:47 AM »
^once she had an awful headache.  and dunc was feeling frisky.  she talked him into making love to a cornish game hen.
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« Reply #531 on: August 26, 2007, 11:17:25 AM »
Imagines us Brits are all uppity enough to have a flock of them in our huge gardens and is secretly jealous cos he has to make do with a dog.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #532 on: August 26, 2007, 11:18:15 AM »
^dogs name is McJ
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #533 on: August 26, 2007, 11:19:07 AM »
^ doesn't know our dog has no bollocks ^

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #534 on: August 26, 2007, 11:20:03 AM »
doesn't know that neither do i. :laugh:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #535 on: August 26, 2007, 11:20:32 AM »
Knows his place :P

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #536 on: August 26, 2007, 11:20:47 AM »
^^ McJdoesn't know everyone knows he has no bullocks.

^P.I. is last year's teen miss usa runner up.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #537 on: August 26, 2007, 11:22:01 AM »
^Knows not nothing at all.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #538 on: August 26, 2007, 11:24:54 AM »
McJ was famously dumped by Ryan who started dating Ray of X-Factor fame... but Ray was in love with Simon who felt like a pedophile seeing Ray.

PMS is married to the Artist Formally Known AS the Artist Formally Known As The Artist Formally Known As Prince

milla had a terrible botox accident.  her lips are now really thin, but her eye looks like popeye.

all the botox went into me eye! :O_o:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #539 on: August 26, 2007, 04:23:09 PM »
milla eats icecream from the carton and pie from the box.
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