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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4950 on: June 09, 2020, 11:28:25 AM »
^ Will only hen peck his keyboard when he's typing because he's a hand model and bruises easily

(monkeygirl has a running joke because I'm Buddhist to throw extreme Christianity lines at me because she thinks they're hilarious. Like we'll be eating dinner and she'll blurt out "Are you ready to accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour? We can talk this out you know. I thinks it's time you repent your sins" or she'll flood my phone with videos of the cheesiest corniest super christian music videos off YT. She would support this rumour :laugh: )
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4951 on: June 09, 2020, 11:34:36 AM »
 :lol1:

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4952 on: June 09, 2020, 12:26:39 PM »
^ has been banned in local restaurants from using straws because he keeps sticking the ends in his teeth and pretending he's a walrus
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4953 on: June 09, 2020, 09:47:14 PM »
Knows the real Muffin Man

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4954 on: June 10, 2020, 08:26:32 AM »
^ is a master Candyland player
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4955 on: June 10, 2020, 12:29:34 PM »
^Wanted to be Walter White but came up with a cinnamon cookie recipe instead.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4956 on: June 10, 2020, 02:04:22 PM »
^ his big claim to fame was when he composed Ring-A-Ring O' Rosies
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4957 on: June 10, 2020, 05:00:42 PM »
^ She was Mary Poppins in her last life.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4958 on: June 10, 2020, 08:21:31 PM »
Makes old church ladies from the South of Georgia faint because they can't handle a British accent

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4959 on: June 10, 2020, 08:45:51 PM »
^ Is the inventor of crayons
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4960 on: June 10, 2020, 10:05:06 PM »
^once misread a recipe and served up roast lamb dressed with rosary beads

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4961 on: June 11, 2020, 05:48:36 AM »
^ Sleep walks and found themselves awake on the moon, not sure how but must have convinced NASA to do so.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4962 on: June 11, 2020, 08:36:07 AM »
^Was the inspiration for Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4963 on: June 11, 2020, 09:33:37 AM »
^was let off with a caution by the cops, because they couldn't stop laughing at his porn collection.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4964 on: June 11, 2020, 03:19:58 PM »
^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses

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