Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Walkie]

(Odeon)  ^ owns a website called "The bizzarre and horrific TRUTH behind the "Trump is a Lizardman'' Rumours "

[Jack]

^Has a side business selling handmade avant garde throw pillows.

[Gopher Gary]

^Chews nicotine gumballs. 

[odeon]

^Is the world-famous author of "Pillow Talk on Airplanes".

[Gopher Gary]

^Actually takes candy from babies. 

[odeon]

^Is that baby.

[sg1008]

^Eats cornflakes each day for religious reasons.

[odeon]

^Sold cornflakes to religious people until busted.

[sg1008]

^Almost assassinated Tricks, the Trix cereal rabbit, for stealing cereal from children.... but missed by a hair.

 

[odeon]

^Sold a rifle to a group of homicidal rabbits once.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

^ Reads all of Al's posts word-for-word. Especially the long ones. Looks forward to them as well.

[Walkie]

 ^ got ticked off by his boss for wearing an outsize badge reading "Al is my bitch" at work.  His explanation? "My wife banned me from wearing it at home"

[sg1008]

^Eats hot dogs from the inside out...a skill perfected after long hours of meditation in a hot dog factory.

[Walkie]

^ holds the record for founding the world's least sucessful religios cult  (It fell apart due to internal schisms before recruiting a single follower)

[Queen Victoria]

^ Taught Paavo Nurmi his first steps.  After that she couldn't keep up.