Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Jack]

^Smokes aromatherapy candles.

[Phoenix]

^ bathes in essential oils

[Gopher Gary]

^Gives me gifts of nonessential oils. 

[Phoenix]

 

^ gets gifts of nonessential oils for refusing to wear deodorant.

[Queen Victoria]

Will be reincarnated as a minature Leonberger.

[lutra]

^ Is planning to build a treehouse in her garden.. but only 2 feet up though.. cos yeah, afraid of heights. 

[Phoenix]

^ has an addiction to sunflower seeds and started a local support group

[lutra]

Yes, that's correct.. but they all tried facing the sun (ALL the frikkin' time) whilst I am the opposite.. trying to not face the sun most of the time.

I quited the group.. felt left out.



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Miss Phoen: (before she bought a new dishwasher) let her dogs lick the family's dishes and pans and simple put them back into the cupboard, saying they're now again perfectly clean and ready to be used the next time.

[Phoenix]

  (Truth: One of the dogs thinks she's the pre-wash cycle and will try and lick all of the dirty dishes as I'm loading them in the dishwasher)

Lutra: Films himself cooking while humming his own theme song and dreams of having his own cooking reality show.

[Gopher Gary]

^Banned from most big box stores. 

[Phoenix]

^ Banned from the animal feed store

[Queen Victoria]

Shakes her tail like it was booty.

[Phoenix]

^ likes to hold ceremonies to dub all of the local wildlife lords and ladies

[Gopher Gary]

^ Has a wooden b00b. 

[Phoenix]

^ has a collection of Barbie dolls that get tucked in every night including gopher inspired lullabies