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Offline Zippo

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4560 on: October 07, 2014, 09:29:22 PM »
^would die like a female ferret if they were not sexually satisfied.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4561 on: October 08, 2014, 07:26:34 AM »
^ Sexually satisfies female ferrets.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4562 on: October 08, 2014, 02:01:32 PM »
^broke this thread by saying a truth.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4563 on: October 08, 2014, 04:04:48 PM »
^Speaks only in riddles of truth.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4564 on: October 09, 2014, 07:37:55 PM »
^ Speaks only in riddles.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4565 on: October 09, 2014, 08:05:17 PM »
^is a sockpuppet
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4566 on: October 10, 2014, 06:56:28 PM »
^Is a pedestrian trapped in subway lobby.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4567 on: October 31, 2014, 12:20:13 AM »
^Is actually reanimated roadkill
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4568 on: October 31, 2014, 03:57:32 PM »
^ has given up his film career.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4569 on: October 31, 2014, 05:28:25 PM »
^Eats apples whole, core and all.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4570 on: October 31, 2014, 08:09:59 PM »
^Is a Member of the People's Republic of Kazakhstan
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4571 on: October 31, 2014, 09:08:40 PM »
^Doesn't know the secret handshake.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4572 on: October 31, 2014, 09:19:11 PM »
^Still doesn't know Jack.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4573 on: November 01, 2014, 01:50:12 PM »
^Doesn't know Jack either.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4574 on: November 01, 2014, 02:14:47 PM »
^Thinks he's funny.
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