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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4170 on: August 01, 2013, 08:46:18 PM »
^Makes love to a whoopee cushion, thus coining the phrase "Making whoopee!"
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4171 on: August 01, 2013, 09:00:00 PM »
^ Makes love to a couch cushion.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4172 on: August 01, 2013, 09:03:03 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4173 on: August 01, 2013, 09:09:38 PM »
^Maintains 23 magazine subscriptions.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4174 on: August 01, 2013, 09:12:44 PM »
^ knows to much about me
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4175 on: August 01, 2013, 09:29:55 PM »
^Sets the alarm on their phone to go off with a ringtone sound so they can pretend to be getting a phone call and look important or get out of uncomfortable conversations.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4176 on: August 01, 2013, 09:33:56 PM »
^Refuses to make left hand turns while driving.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4177 on: August 05, 2013, 06:15:26 PM »
^ drives australians up the wall and was banished from australialand for being too retarded.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4178 on: August 05, 2013, 06:29:22 PM »
is listening to his favourite album

'sing along with Des O'Connor'
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4179 on: August 05, 2013, 07:04:53 PM »
^ Once fucked the legendary Des for a chance to strike it lucky!!!

He nearly died...!
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4180 on: August 06, 2013, 03:48:53 AM »
Has a poster of scouser songstress Cilla Black on his wall by his bed.     

Luckily it has a 'wipe clean' finish :zoinks:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4181 on: August 06, 2013, 05:40:57 AM »
^ is Cilla White's younger sister :p
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4182 on: August 06, 2013, 06:14:13 AM »


^ found a dodgy looking mushroom and to keep the Public safe, he ate it.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4183 on: August 06, 2013, 07:55:08 AM »
^ Actually ate the Magic Shroom and just hallucinated that i ate it!
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4184 on: August 06, 2013, 08:09:27 AM »

^ found a "better than" hallucinogenic mushroom.  Will NOT fucking share.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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