Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

["couldbecousin"]

^Complained about a bad odor, not realizing it was her upper lip.

  ^ Roams his house for hours, trying to track down the bad odors left by his sloppy housekeeping. 

[McGiver]

^Cleaned her bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Ate it.

["couldbecousin"]

^Cleaned her bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Ate it.

  ^ Cleaned his bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Fed it to his family. 

[McGiver]

^ pulled 18inches of floss out of her dogs butt. Flossed with it.

[Jack]

^Put the floss in the dog's butt.

[McGiver]

^double dog dared me.

[Jack]

^Is completely unable to resist the double dog dare.

[McGiver]

^ farted in an elevator and proudly took credit.

["couldbecousin"]

^ farted in an elevator and proudly took credit.

  ^ Always blames somebody else  , usually some poor timid little old lady!

[McGiver]

^ uses "convalescent home" air freshener in her home because it helps.

["couldbecousin"]

^ uses "convalescent home" air freshener in her home because it helps.

  ^ Uses  "Armageddon Strength"  air freshener in his home ... and it doesn't help. 

[McGiver]

Needs the aid of an industrial grade belt sander to grind her toenails.

["couldbecousin"]

Needs the aid of an industrial grade belt sander to grind her toenails.

  ^ Does not have a clue how to operate a belt sander. 

[McGiver]

^makes rice in a bathtub.  Bathes in it, then eats it.

["couldbecousin"]

^makes rice in a bathtub.  Bathes in it, then eats it.

  ^ Scrapes up whatever's left to feed to his family.