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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 06:43:04 AM »
renaeden secretly wants to have so many children that hollywood will eventually make a new Cheaper by the Dozen movie based on her life story.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 06:55:13 AM »
Renaeden has been eyeing off GA's goobers for years and is jealous that he eats them before she gets to chew on them.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 06:57:18 AM »
Eclair is actually Dame Edna Everage.



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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 06:59:12 AM »
Dunc used to be a huge fan of New Kids On The Block.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2007, 07:20:04 AM »
Renaeden knows this because she and Dunc were the founding members of the NKOTB Fan Club.

(And yes, Dunc has been fucked by Robbie Williams in return for a beer)
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2007, 07:26:30 AM »
Eclair actually looks exactly like Salma Hayek. There. The secret is out.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2007, 07:28:16 AM »
But Renaeden doesn't realise Eclair's back is actually hairier than Salma Hayeks.

And Renaeden secretly wishes her back was just as hairy as Kosmo Kramer's.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2007, 07:29:02 AM »
After a good night out, Eclair has been known to scrub the make up off and have a nice relaxing poo.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2007, 07:34:24 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 17, 2007, 07:29:02 AM
After a good night out, Eclair has been known to scrub the make up off and have a nice relaxing poo.



And Dunc opens his mouth and chews up every last chunk.

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2007, 07:41:12 AM »
Eclair is a smearer, so there wasn't anything left in the pan for me. Allegedly.  :angel:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2007, 07:43:25 AM »
But the truth should be let out...Dunc loves to lick a dirty ass, so he just got right up there and ate away.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2007, 07:50:20 AM »
The real reason Eclair has no gag reflex is cos she has such a fucking big mouth.  ;D
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2007, 07:55:20 AM »
This is the Useless Rumour thread Dunc.  I have a big mouth, that is a fact, and I've had no complaints yet :laugh:

But is all the shit talk a rumour about you, or do you really want to tongue your way down SG's nappy?
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2007, 07:59:38 AM »
we already guessed you have a big mouth.  :eyebrows:

I'm really not fond of shit personally, its all lies I tell you. :fos:
A little bird did tell me that you use an angle grinder for shaving with though, since your body hair is actually like steel wool.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2007, 08:03:05 AM »
Yes, it's a rumour that my pubes are scratchy and abrasive...but that's just my personality.

My pubes however are soft and sexy...again, information not necessary in the rumour thread.

Now, can I start a rumour about Hadron....

Hadron has masturbated to the thought of sucking a man's cock...hard.
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