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[enronh]

^has delusions of authoritah lol

[Callaway]

^ has delusions of little green men in a spaceship who abducted him from his bedroom and probed him.

 

[enronh]

^is the Ringleader of said alien probers, mascarading as human, who wishes for a day when an alien contingent from another planet will abduct her from her sleeping quarters in the dead of night, beam her up to the mothership and thoroughly examine her... and declare her a deity

[El]

^got abducted in the dead of night, inspected, then shot down for a probe- even after he asked for it.

[odeon]

^was the alien in charge of the operation

[El]

^speaks the truth

[enronh]

^briefly dated Lenny from the Simpsons, until her yellow skin dye began to rub off

[Alex179]

^would know because he is really Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, and has just finished selilng Lenny a strawberry Slushie.

[El]

^is the drag-queen version of squishie lady

[Alex179]

^Found out I was a drag-queen after examining the package by lifting my skirt, she was delighted with her findings.

[Leto729]

Is a cheerleader for the poor^

[Alex179]

^Walks on the backs of the bruised.

[odeon]

^bruises them for him

[Al Swearegen]

Soul his soul for immortality AND to extend the life of "Coronation Street" to the year 3508

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

^ Actually dresses up and maybe is Dame Edna in real life!