Educational
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 165 166 [167] 168 169 ... 340   Go Down

Author Topic: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!  (Read 67894 times)

0 Members and 14 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline enronh

  • Intensity's Bicycle Repairman
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2533
  • Karma: 247
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2490 on: August 02, 2008, 11:13:46 PM »
^has delusions of authoritah lol
Logged

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2491 on: August 03, 2008, 12:51:13 AM »
^ has delusions of little green men in a spaceship who abducted him from his bedroom and probed him.

 :spacecraft:
Logged

Offline enronh

  • Intensity's Bicycle Repairman
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2533
  • Karma: 247
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2492 on: August 03, 2008, 04:49:40 AM »
^is the Ringleader of said alien probers, mascarading as human, who wishes for a day when an alien contingent from another planet will abduct her from her sleeping quarters in the dead of night, beam her up to the mothership and thoroughly examine her... and declare her a deity
Logged

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2493 on: August 03, 2008, 09:22:50 AM »
^got abducted in the dead of night, inspected, then shot down for a probe- even after he asked for it.
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2494 on: August 03, 2008, 02:33:24 PM »
^was the alien in charge of the operation
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2495 on: August 03, 2008, 04:58:11 PM »
^speaks the truth
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline enronh

  • Intensity's Bicycle Repairman
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2533
  • Karma: 247
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2496 on: August 03, 2008, 05:22:17 PM »
^briefly dated Lenny from the Simpsons, until her yellow skin dye began to rub off
Logged

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2497 on: August 03, 2008, 07:00:09 PM »
^would know because he is really Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, and has just finished selilng Lenny a strawberry Slushie.
Logged
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2498 on: August 03, 2008, 07:06:31 PM »
^is the drag-queen version of squishie lady
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2499 on: August 03, 2008, 07:45:51 PM »
^Found out I was a drag-queen after examining the package by lifting my skirt, she was delighted with her findings.
Logged
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline Leto729

  • The God Emperor of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14008
  • Karma: 596
  • Gender: Male
  • Shai-Hulud
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2500 on: August 08, 2008, 01:05:13 PM »
Is a cheerleader for the poor^
Logged
Guardian of the Empire

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2501 on: August 08, 2008, 01:06:08 PM »
^Walks on the backs of the bruised.
Logged
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2502 on: August 08, 2008, 02:16:29 PM »
^bruises them for him
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2503 on: August 09, 2008, 07:03:52 AM »
Soul his soul for immortality AND to extend the life of "Coronation Street" to the year 3508
Logged
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2504 on: August 09, 2008, 08:20:38 AM »
^ Actually dresses up and maybe is Dame Edna in real life! :o
Logged
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.
Pages: 1 ... 165 166 [167] 168 169 ... 340   Go Up
« previous next »