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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2025 on: October 09, 2007, 07:36:13 PM »
^ also had a threesome with michael moore and rosie o'donnel
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2026 on: October 09, 2007, 08:04:03 PM »
^ Blow Snots and Boogers into the Macaroni & Cheese tray at the Student Union Cafeteria^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2027 on: October 09, 2007, 08:11:06 PM »
^ Uses fake student ID to get into the student union just to get the Macaroni & Cheese ^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2028 on: October 09, 2007, 09:35:35 PM »
^burned down his entire apartment complex leaving only the kitchen where the fire started standing, which completely baffled the psychic he saw last thursday
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2029 on: October 10, 2007, 10:59:46 AM »
^ the amount of money he spends on male prostitutes exceeds the US national debt
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2030 on: October 10, 2007, 12:23:11 PM »
^ Pays male prostitutes to have sex with his cat while he watches.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2031 on: October 10, 2007, 12:48:22 PM »
^as he wach it all from the shadows^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2032 on: October 10, 2007, 02:35:36 PM »
^ is Tom Cruise's bitch
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2033 on: October 10, 2007, 02:48:40 PM »

^delicately catches farts in his mouth and blows them into bubble gum to stick on his nightstand.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2034 on: October 11, 2007, 10:44:19 AM »
^ his flatulance exceeds both the total natural and industrial greenhouse gas emissions
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2035 on: October 11, 2007, 11:20:19 AM »
^is one of the horsemen of the apocalypse^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2036 on: October 11, 2007, 11:22:28 AM »
^is the donkey that was left behind
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2037 on: October 11, 2007, 11:34:50 AM »
^ won first place in a donkey show contest.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2038 on: October 11, 2007, 11:41:46 AM »
^was the judge
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #2039 on: October 11, 2007, 11:50:28 AM »
^ Tried to fit both the first place and second place donkey show trophies inside of himself.   Thankfully the same doctor who worked on Richard Gere was at the nearby hospital to dislodge the two trophies. 
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