Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[enronh]

^had ear lobes removed for same^

[ozymandias]

^Is the real life Lord Voldemort from HP^

[Callaway]

^Severus Snape^

[Lucifer]

^ had phone disconnected for non-payment after overuse of above service.  ^

  and you should SEE the rates for phoning sweden!    still, marginally cheaper than paying for him to come over here (in every sense of the word...    ).



anyway...

^invented quidditch

[ozymandias]

^is planning on visiting odeon as a surprise birthday gift in her favorite outfit^

[Lucifer]

^is planning on visiting odeon as a surprise birthday gift in his favorite outfit^

fixed. 

^also has a version of odeon's favourite outfit*.   

*(that'll be Trinity in the first Matrix, then.  )

[duncvis]

^ is in training to row the North Sea ^

[ozymandias]

^is helping her on her stroking technique"

[enronh]

^Collects celebrities bum fluff from upmarket hotel bathroom bins^

[McGiver]

^dirty thirty and never got flirty

[ozymandias]

^wants to make a porn film threesome with Paris Hilton & Britney Spears^

[Scrapheap]

^ Is waiting to buy said video

[McGiver]

giggles like a little girl.

[Scrapheap]

^Fantasizes about being stranded on an island with Kim Jong Il

[McGiver]

^fantacizes about life in north korea.