Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Eclair]

^Eats a lot of cabbage and beans to perfect the fuel combination.

[enronh]

^is involved in a campaign to have the egg and spoon race made an olympic event and has petitioned the Olympic council numerous times to the extent that they had to apply for a restraining order against her.

[purposefulinsanity]

Knows this because he works as he legal council handling all her restraining orders.

[McGiver]

^has junk in her trunk.

see:

[purposefulinsanity]

Has an obsession with asses

[McGiver]

^wants to show me her ass, but is afraid i may obsess over it.

[purposefulinsanity]

Couldn't sit down for a week the last time I had his ass with a strap on.

[McGiver]

at this moment has a rabbit in one hand.

[purposefulinsanity]

at this moment has a penis is one hand. but it isn't his 

[McGiver]

^at this moment is wondering where her husband is.

[purposefulinsanity]

Has forgotten that he already switched on the live web cam feed so I know where he is 

[McGiver]

^gets so hot that you can fry an egg with a side of bacon on her ass.

[purposefulinsanity]

has body temp issues so he gets so cold he wants a hand knitted cock warmer even though he lives in California

[McGiver]

^tricked me into sending her my cock pictures.   she was supposed to knit me a fitted cock warmer.  this was ages ago.  i am begining to think that what she really wanted was my cock pictures.

[purposefulinsanity]

sent the cock pic unasked for, am beginning to think that the request for the cock warmer was just an excuse to send me a cock pic.     Oh I feel so cheap.