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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #105 on: August 17, 2007, 10:07:27 PM »
Eclair gave Borky some lollerskates. :P

McJ likes to ride tractors with Bill Gates.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #106 on: August 17, 2007, 10:08:20 PM »
Bork likes to watch them.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #107 on: August 17, 2007, 10:09:41 PM »
carla bought me some red nylons for my birthday.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2007, 10:11:07 PM »
SupernaturalDork likes to watch them with Bork.

McJ wore his nylons to a glim glam charity event with lots of posh people.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2007, 10:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 10:11:07 PM
SupernaturalDork likes to watch them with Bork.

McJ wore his nylons to a glim glam charity event with lots of posh people.
and nothing else.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #110 on: August 17, 2007, 10:13:25 PM »
McJ has been taking medicine for erectile problems since the age of 14.  In fact, he's never had an erection, he just gets Carla to slather him in baby oil and call him "Softy Wofty"....
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #111 on: August 17, 2007, 10:14:18 PM »
Eclair is turned on by the fact that McJagger has never had an erection and plans to go out of her way to please him.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #112 on: August 17, 2007, 10:15:25 PM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 17, 2007, 10:14:18 PM
Eclair is turned on by the fact that McJagger has never had an erection and plans to go out of her way to please him.
carla forgot that dream i had about her and her brother.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #113 on: August 17, 2007, 10:16:42 PM »
McJ was a woman in the 1940s but spontaneously changed his sex and never got old.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #114 on: August 17, 2007, 10:19:38 PM »
i got my penis from bork, who also had a sex change operation.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #115 on: August 17, 2007, 10:20:17 PM »
it was a good penis. i miss it. but you can stick it in me whenever. :eyebrows: do you miss your vagina?
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #116 on: August 17, 2007, 10:22:55 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 10:20:17 PM
it was a good penis. i miss it. but you can stick it in me whenever. :eyebrows: do you miss your vagina?

Bork's old penis is only 3 inches.

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Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 17, 2007, 10:14:18 PM
Eclair is turned on by the fact that McJagger has never had an erection and plans to go out of her way to please him.
carla forgot that dream i had about her and her brother.

 :laugh: I didn't forget
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #117 on: August 17, 2007, 10:25:56 PM »
I dreamed the other night someone was riding McJ while Milla licked his balls...

TRUE STORY!

Was it you Carla?   >:D
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #118 on: August 17, 2007, 10:27:06 PM »
 :laugh:

it really happened. you were the one filming. :angel:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #119 on: August 17, 2007, 10:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 10:27:06 PM
:laugh:

it really happened. you were the one filming. :angel:

Well, probably, I am a pervert!  The rumours are true!
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