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Offline enronh

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1005 on: September 02, 2007, 10:03:00 PM »
^Likes to ballet dance naked on the street at night & has in fact gone out for a few twirls as we speak^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1006 on: September 02, 2007, 10:04:52 PM »
^has four set of keys for his car and cant find any of them^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1007 on: September 02, 2007, 10:17:04 PM »
^his bank account balance reads: lol
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1008 on: September 02, 2007, 10:24:16 PM »
^Held up a bank once: a sperm bank^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1009 on: September 02, 2007, 10:29:43 PM »
^had a fue drink befor work when he got there he had to pee so he went to the bathroom but he was so drunk he went in the rong door and burnt his ball off on a gril^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1010 on: September 03, 2007, 01:46:30 AM »
^Made me get an abortion^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1011 on: September 03, 2007, 04:36:08 AM »
^ saved it in a jar...in case she wanted to
have it later.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1012 on: September 03, 2007, 06:31:23 AM »
^lost a hand in Desert Storm and had it replaced with a gardening rake^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1013 on: September 03, 2007, 06:35:26 AM »
^ has a summer job douching the sand out of manginas ^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1014 on: September 03, 2007, 06:41:09 AM »
^had a brief sexual affair with Margaret Thatcher 5 years ago^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1015 on: September 03, 2007, 06:54:51 AM »
^ has been known to dress as Margaret Thatcher on occasion, and charges audiences of rich fat corporate pigs to listen to his stories ^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1016 on: September 03, 2007, 08:17:50 AM »
^is ascans evil twin brother...seperated at birth.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1017 on: September 03, 2007, 08:18:21 AM »
Is their father.  :o
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1018 on: September 03, 2007, 08:38:32 AM »
once performed cunnilingus on queen omega.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #1019 on: September 03, 2007, 08:42:18 AM »
Paid me $75,000 to do it.
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