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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2007, 10:48:36 PM »
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2007, 02:38:18 AM »
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metrosexual?

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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2007, 06:21:22 AM »
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metroP.I.ual?

incorrect, but + for an unexpectedly amusing and intuitively apt interpretation.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2007, 06:37:55 AM »
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metroP.I.ual?

incorrect, but + for an unexpectedly amusing and intuitively apt interpretation.

Agreed!
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2007, 06:40:00 AM »
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2007, 11:43:50 PM »
i third. *plusses Spokanesexual*
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2007, 11:59:14 PM »
I thought metrosexual was a made up word. I can remember someone making a joke about it on WP when I posted Sex with a City and I talked about me wanting to have sex with Spokane and someone asked would it make him a metrosexual.

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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2007, 03:16:04 PM »
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.

Yeah it was pretty pathetic imo.    Just very unmanly.   He isn't like that now and he actually grew a beard recently.   Much less self concious, which makes him seem more like a real person to people.   Not some fake pretty boy.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2007, 03:20:28 PM »
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)

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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2007, 03:41:25 PM »
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)

Since women started being attracted to pretty boys I guess.   There are women out there who appreciate a man for what he really is, and not some ideal put out by Hollywood.   It goes both ways of course as men have unrealistic expectations of women as well.   That doesn't mean everyone should go around trying to look like shit either.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2007, 04:52:48 PM »
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)

Weathered describes me fairly well these days. I have tried a bunch of that shit in the past, at the request of (or under the influence of) girlfriends. I have had my hair "done" at a poodle parlor, had several manicures and even a pedicure once. I've had my back waxed, even went with a swimmers shave for a girl once. She did me up proud, too. She was into oil and slippery guys.

The weirdest thing I ever did was I bought my wife a chocolate immersion body cleansing and exfoliation (EXPENSIVE!). She talked me into trying it, too. I was very clean,  afterwards, but I sure smelled funny. :laugh:

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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2007, 05:25:49 PM »
My ex was into manly men.  She was a bit disappointed when her current boyfriend was taken by the notion to wax his chest.
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2007, 05:26:10 PM »
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.

Yeah it was pretty pathetic imo.    Just very unmanly.   He isn't like that now and he actually grew a beard recently.   Much less self concious, which makes him seem more like a real person to people.   Not some fake pretty boy.

pretty boys are nice. and if women have to be pretty for men, why can't men be pretty for women? why would we have to put up with hairy armpits and all that crap? we want primped up princess boys just as you want primped up princesses!
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Re: metrose xual
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2007, 05:46:49 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2007, 05:47:23 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?