odeon's ask away-thread

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Must have even more revivals    What color car will you buy when you settle on the right one?

[odeon]

Looks like it will be a grey-blue one if everything goes as planned. I would have loved to have a red one but they are rare.

["couldbecousin"]

so that's all, then? Is this thread going to fall into a coma again?

Come on people, here's your chance! Ask him anything! 

[DirtDawg]

so that's all, then? Is this thread going to fall into a coma again?

Come on people, here's your chance! Ask him anything! 

We all have threads like this divined upon us from our early attempts to be open and some of us are glad to see those threads die a tragic death.


I suspect that Odeon is more like me (in that he is glad to see his personal thread go away and fall into the annals of historical insignificance) than he tends to admit.


Hell, maybe not. He could possibly jump in here, instantly, and spank me down for understating how much he hates contact.

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Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue

[odeon]

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue

Finally an important question!

The answer would have to be... no.

['andersom']

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

[DukeNukem]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

["couldbecousin"]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

Read the information under the avatar, hykeaswell is female. If you must troll, at least try to have some idea of whom you are trying to insult...

[DukeNukem]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

Read the information under the avatar, hykeaswell is female. If you must troll, at least try to have some idea of whom you are trying to insult...

There is no girls on the Internet. That's why I said man-whore, numbskull!

[Callaway]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO!

I can do it.  I can touch the floor with flat hands while bending over standing with straight legs.

You can't do it, Duke?

Here's another question for Odeon.

Can you curl your tongue upward at the sides lengthwise like a taco?

I can and so can my husband, but our daughter can't.  It's very cute to see her try, though.  She curls the tip of her tongue upward at the front.

[Al Swearegen]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

You are seeing Gay men where they don't exist and a simple stretching exercise for some gay come-on. Tell me Duke are you finding life difficulty and lonely at the moment and are you in need of male company? You want me to find the answer? I think I will.

I want some social interaction, but it's very hard to come by for me. My family has rejected me, so there's really nothing to fall back on. I need help with certain things in life but I can't just go out there and convince someone to help me! I'm all alone and have no one to help me get my driver's license. Life is nothing but a cruel joke being played on me!

I have no talent or no desire to put any effort into anything. I cannot draw, do any 3D modeling, programming, I cannot play any musical instruments, I failed college, I fail at socializing with anybody online or in real life... Hell, I fail at most of the video games I play! AAAAAARRRRRGH!!!

Why does most things that look rather easy for people always become a debilitating difficulty for me?!? Why does everything I do turns out half-baked?!? I can only do the basic of things without screwing them up!

It's a wonder how the hell I have survived living by myself for so long, being so forgetful or ignorant of important things like homework, paying bills on time, keeping good hygiene, and actually trying to gain a little muscle and lose a little weight. And time passes by so damn fast! It's like minutes turn into seconds, and hours turn into minutes, and so forth!

I am on Adderall and Zoloft, but the hell if those meds are actually helping! Adderall helps my concentration a little BIT, but Zoloft just makes it more frustrating to masturbate! I feel like I'm just going to be a homeless failure at the age of 30. I don't even feel ambitious in anything. Any kind of ambition just quickly goes away when it seems hard.

Why can't I just get the motivation to just try to LIVE and not waste time everyday sitting and doing almost nothing on the computer?!? I want to see some self-progress DAMN IT! I don't want to be like my biological father, who doesn't ever do anything and never wants anything!

Well, if I could be Duke Nukem instead of some fat, lonely twerp, then things would be easier. Or not.

Yes, I am. I don't really have any friends or family to speak of.

I have a very low self esteem from being rejected by society in general.

OK we get it. You are a fat retarded reject from your parents and from everyone who knows you IRL. The real question is...."ARE YOU GAY"

I used to really want to be around people and be a social person, have friends, hang out, play games, and all that stuff. I used to have someone who I could do that with, and ever since I lost contact with him.

I'm shy and I don't really like to talk to guy friends.

You like to hang with guys and play games but not talk....OK.

So this whole thing about Hyke being a gay man which I find hysterical, is you badly trying to find a man to hang out with and play games with but not talk to. (ie bend you over and grunt and groan and play hide the sausage). No wonder you do so badly in communication. That was a terrible effort.

[odeon]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

Fingertips.

[odeon]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO! And give odeon a more realistic question that's not reminiscent of your own man-whore past.

Are you gay?

No. You'll have to locate a partner elsewhere.

[odeon]

OK, another important question then.

Can your hands reach the floor, if you bend over standing with stretched legs. And if so, is it only the fingertips touching the floor, or your whole hand?


(better try this in a secluded space, if you are not sure)

I'll answer that. NO!

I can do it.  I can touch the floor with flat hands while bending over standing with straight legs.

You can't do it, Duke?

Here's another question for Odeon.

Can you curl your tongue upward at the sides lengthwise like a taco?

I can and so can my husband, but our daughter can't.  It's very cute to see her try, though.  She curls the tip of her tongue upward at the front.

Yes, I can do that.