odeon's ask away-thread

[Lucifer]

O Meister - choose some for me!  i can't, i'm too excited. 

http://www.monicel.info/2007/12/02/most-weird-shoes-in-the-world/

[odeon]

These are really weird:



These, OTOH, are hawt:

[Lucifer]

my two favourites! 

but i like these too:





(don't let eclair see the last pair, cos they're flat).

[Al Swearegen]

No need, I detest the idea of having kids atm. Not that you would last very long anyway

Hope that you don't mean ass to mouth here.

That is bloody terrible Calandale!

 

[Al Swearegen]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

[Lucifer]

and chocolate.  and be good at sex.

[Eclair]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

 

and chocolate.  and be good at sex.

Sage advice Lucifer.  Be VERY good at sex indeed.

[Al Swearegen]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

 

and chocolate.  and be good at sex.

Sage advice Lucifer.  Be VERY good at sex indeed.

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

[odeon]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

QFT

[odeon]

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

A paper bag over your head will help. That, and a few lies.

[Al Swearegen]

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

A paper bag over your head will help. That, and a few lies.

Oh crap! Ignore me I am a little frustrated at my lack of ability to woo a girl at work (we still use the word "woo"right? It is 1955? Good I will continue) and I have been on a drought for a while. 

She likes me and I her. I just think it would be so much easier if I could just club her over the head and take her to a warm cave rather than the agony of posturing and reading secret signals.

Doesn't matter. Just tell me to get fucked and stop bitching. You all need to do that or I get all off on self-involved tangent. 
So remember "Sir_Les get fucked, stop bitching, get over yourself"  :lol:

[Eclair]

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

A paper bag over your head will help. That, and a few lies.

Oh crap! Ignore me I am a little frustrated at my lack of ability to woo a girl at work (we still use the word "woo"right? It is 1955? Good I will continue) and I have been on a drought for a while. 

She likes me and I her. I just think it would be so much easier if I could just club her over the head and take her to a warm cave rather than the agony of posturing and reading secret signals.

Doesn't matter. Just tell me to get fucked and stop bitching. You all need to do that or I get all off on self-involved tangent. 
So remember "Sir_Les get fucked, stop bitching, get over yourself"  :lol:

Yes, well, confidence usually helps.  Maybe that's the missing ingredient.

[Al Swearegen]

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

A paper bag over your head will help. That, and a few lies.

Oh crap! Ignore me I am a little frustrated at my lack of ability to woo a girl at work (we still use the word "woo"right? It is 1955? Good I will continue) and I have been on a drought for a while. 

She likes me and I her. I just think it would be so much easier if I could just club her over the head and take her to a warm cave rather than the agony of posturing and reading secret signals.

Doesn't matter. Just tell me to get fucked and stop bitching. You all need to do that or I get all off on self-involved tangent. 
So remember "Sir_Les get fucked, stop bitching, get over yourself"  :lol:

Yes, well, confidence usually helps.  Maybe that's the missing ingredient.

You know that well rehashed comedy skit with the couple awkwardly fidgetting in silence and then the girl says "Want to have sex?" and it is all on for young and old. I am that bloke.  :lol:
AS my ex said when she tried to stitch me up with one of her Uni mates "Ross my ex is single. He is great in bed but just crap at everything else" (Not really a great endorsement and weirded me out)
My workmates are probably a bit confused too as we are a bit too intimate to be just work colleagues but I don't "close the deal".
I get comments, "Oh so I saw you walking her to her car the other night after the work do....."
"Yeah I did"
"She seems nice"
"Yes she is"
"Right Rossco fair enough"

I need a stand-in
"Hi Rossco is a little socially inept. I am here to work through the social bullshit until you want to go take me....I mean him....back to your place or my.....that is to say his place"
Course that may not work either for some reason....... :lol:

See I told you about the tangents. "Sir_Les get fucked, stop bitching, get over yourself" Much easier.

[Lucifer]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

 

and chocolate.  and be good at sex.

Sage advice Lucifer.  Be VERY good at sex indeed.

Meh!
You can be as great in bed as you like but if you are hopelessly socially inept and have a head like a robbers dog, a low-medium paying job, child support payments, no assets to speak of and no prospects for furthering your position..............you are not going to get the opportunity.

er, you have just described my penultimate boyfriend to a T.

[Lucifer]

See us blokes are fucked in the head.

Years of trying to get girls drunk, buying flowers, remembering special days, and all the other bullshit.

SHOES!! We just need to have an appreciation and budget for shoes.  :lol:

QFT

well, i have to admit, O Man, you have that in spades.