odeon's ask away-thread

[duncvis]

when you hit your thumb with a hammer, which language do you usually swear in?

[odeon]

The one I've used last, probably, if I've used more than a word or two. (And dreams count; if I dream in Finnish, I'm likely to swear in Finnish if hitting my thumb is the first thing I do after waking up. Which probably explains why I hit my thumb. I don't do stuff like that right after waking up.)

[Calandale]

Since using a hammer is seldom the
first thing that you do, upon waking,
what is?

[odeon]

On school days? Waking the kids. During weekends? Either peeing or checking if there is coffee.

[DirtDawg]

The one I've used last, probably, if I've used more than a word or two. (And dreams count; if I dream in Finnish, I'm likely to swear in Finnish if hitting my thumb is the first thing I do after waking up. Which probably explains why I hit my thumb. I don't do stuff like that right after waking up.)

That's funny!
I don't use my Spanish, anymore, and I have lost a lot of fluency, but I can still cuss tears out of a Spanish fencepost when I need to.

[Calandale]

You can face CHILDREN before coffee or pissing? 

[duncvis]

you don't always get a choice.

[Calandale]

I'd need a hammer.

[odeon]

You can face CHILDREN before coffee or pissing? 

It's part of my wake-up script. I don't really need to interact with them at that point; they are as tired as I am.

[Calandale]

Just don't pour syrup on their heads.

[odeon]

The one I've used last, probably, if I've used more than a word or two. (And dreams count; if I dream in Finnish, I'm likely to swear in Finnish if hitting my thumb is the first thing I do after waking up. Which probably explains why I hit my thumb. I don't do stuff like that right after waking up.)

That's funny!
I don't use my Spanish, anymore, and I have lost a lot of fluency, but I can still cuss tears out of a Spanish fencepost when I need to.

A couple of years ago, I happened to have a particularly vivid dream in Finnish. My wife woke me up, probably because I was being noisy and prevented her from sleeping, so I started explaining my dream to her. She said "huh?" and I had to repeat. She said "huh?" again and I thought, "goodness, she's dense this morning", and explained again.

Only after a few more attempts did I realise that I was speaking Finnish. She's Swedish and doesn't understand a word of Finnish.

[Callaway]

The one I've used last, probably, if I've used more than a word or two. (And dreams count; if I dream in Finnish, I'm likely to swear in Finnish if hitting my thumb is the first thing I do after waking up. Which probably explains why I hit my thumb. I don't do stuff like that right after waking up.)

That's funny!
I don't use my Spanish, anymore, and I have lost a lot of fluency, but I can still cuss tears out of a Spanish fencepost when I need to.

A couple of years ago, I happened to have a particularly vivid dream in Finnish. My wife woke me up, probably because I was being noisy and prevented her from sleeping, so I started explaining my dream to her. She said "huh?" and I had to repeat. She said "huh?" again and I thought, "goodness, she's dense this morning", and explained again.

Only after a few more attempts did I realise that I was speaking Finnish. She's Swedish and doesn't understand a word of Finnish.

 :lol:

[Calandale]

What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?

[odeon]

Nothing I can think of, really. I don't associate "erotic" with my own gender.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

Have you ever pulled an all nighter?

Do you own dirty magazines?, and shame on you if you don't   I am not dissing you in anyway.  Damn women too slow, it should be on standby.

Math is strong pt for me also, accelerated algebra, got a b+ with little effort. Highschool physics was not that bad either, mom always bragging I can do that.