Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.
Out of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 05:00:41 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee? The legitimately hyperactive toddlers calm right down with a couple shots of espresso.The rest of 'em have the same response to whiskey.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 11, 2014, 06:21:12 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 05:00:41 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 02:22:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 01:14:22 AMOut of pure curiousity again, at what age did you start drinking coffee?It must have been when I was 15 or 16. Something like that.You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee? The legitimately hyperactive toddlers calm right down with a couple shots of espresso.The rest of 'em have the same response to whiskey.Feed them both whiskey and coffee, to be sure.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 06:23:56 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 11, 2014, 06:21:12 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 05:00:41 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee? The legitimately hyperactive toddlers calm right down with a couple shots of espresso.The rest of 'em have the same response to whiskey.Feed them both whiskey and coffee, to be sure. Cut right to the chase and just give 'em speedballs.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 11, 2014, 06:21:12 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 05:00:41 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee? The legitimately hyperactive toddlers calm right down with a couple shots of espresso.The rest of 'em have the same response to whiskey.Feed them both whiskey and coffee, to be sure.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 05:00:41 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee? The legitimately hyperactive toddlers calm right down with a couple shots of espresso.The rest of 'em have the same response to whiskey.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 11, 2014, 12:42:59 AMQuote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.Aren't toddlers active enough? Do they need coffee?
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2014, 11:19:34 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?As a toddler. With milk, and sugar of course.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 10, 2014, 05:14:25 AMYou surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.When did you start?
You surprise me. Thought you would have begun drinking coffee as a toddler.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 08, 2014, 07:53:46 PM Weebles don't die. We just wobble off onto a higher plane!There you go again. Do a barrel roll!
Weebles don't die. We just wobble off onto a higher plane!
Quote from: Semicolon on June 08, 2014, 08:27:32 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 08, 2014, 07:53:46 PM Weebles don't die. We just wobble off onto a higher plane!There you go again. Do a barrel roll! Why should I do a barrel roll? What's in it for me?
WolFish got fed coffee ice cream as a kid because he was one of the ones bouncing off the walls. I wouldn't have thought there was enough coffee in that to count.
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 11, 2014, 07:04:05 AMWolFish got fed coffee ice cream as a kid because he was one of the ones bouncing off the walls. I wouldn't have thought there was enough coffee in that to count. We used to make coffee-flavored Jell-O at my workplace. That was my gateway to coffee. I was 31.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:12:38 AMQuote from: Pyraxis on June 11, 2014, 07:04:05 AMWolFish got fed coffee ice cream as a kid because he was one of the ones bouncing off the walls. I wouldn't have thought there was enough coffee in that to count. We used to make coffee-flavored Jell-O at my workplace. That was my gateway to coffee. I was 31. Drinking coffee at 31? What a troublemaker.
