Green? Monster? What are you talking about? 
green-eyed monster, hon: jealousy.
* odeon reads the relevant posts again.
'kay... I think I just did an AS thing...

Ferry, actually, but it's a private joke between me and Lucifer so...
yeah, so ner.
odeon, i do believe we are now a "click"... shudder...
Yay, we're a click. I always wanted to be a click.

Reminds me of something I read in a tech manual draft I edited:
"Click this button to change the point-of-view of the user."