odeon's ask away-thread

[odeon]

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why.

I just knew this one would pop up.

Fluorescent's first, I think. He claims to have taken good care of his body so the nutritional value's probably pretty good. If memory serves, he's also supposed to be a reasonably large guy and would be enough to feed many mouths.

And, of course, there would be less stalking around the island.

Have to think some before nominating #2 and #3, but MacKenzie also appears to be a healthy guy. So... 

[McGiver]

the music artist beck, had an album called odelay.

i think visually it looks similar to odeon, so i figured that you would know what it means.

i know whats happening here.  you are enforcing tough love on me.  making me do my own google search.
thanks i needed that.

[odeon]

Yes; a Google search is usually all it takes. You know I love you, McJ, but you needed to do this. 

(Actually the name "beck" didn't mean a thing to me.  )

[McGiver]

actually, me neither.

i am not a fan.  its just that you know how things stick in your head.  well that ones been bouncing my head for nearly a decade.

[Randy]

I would not be smart to attack a big guy.? What if Peter and I team up on you?? I am not saying we would need to, but what if we decided to?? It would not be in a gay way either, or else I would have to kill both of you. If Peter wanted to fuck you, I team up with him first, then I would let him have his way with you. Peter will fuck a dead body, if its fresh enough and the maggots won;t bother him.  He said the rotting flesh bothers him more. As for stalking, I can move on, there is probably someone better waiting for me. If she says no, that is it.? If I were to keep going, I could not change her mind, or win a friend.

[odeon]

I think I'd sneak up on you, Fluorescent. Big guy or not, you'd be gone before you even noticed. 
And if you did team up with Peter, I'd have to sneak up on you both, obviously. I'm not a big guy so I fight unfairly to compensate. The important thing would be to have enough food on the table...

[Randy]

I don;t think that would work.   I maid you think I was dumb, but not on purpose.  There were outside circumstances, but have gotten better.  If everything is black and white, I would expect you to think I am still dumb. That would work perfectly for this situation.

[odeon]

BWAHHAHHHAAA!!! (evil laugh)

You have to remember that this is a fantasy. If something as unlikely as the shipwrecked-on-an-island scenario can happen, well, then I can bloody well sneak up on you and finish you off. The question wasn't how; the question was who'd go first.

* You. *

[Randy]

I know its a fantasy, because you could only catch me in one.

[odeon]

Good one! 

[Randy]

Please don;t let my actions fool you.  I am really a nice guy, and I am not a hot head.

[Randy]

I got an intresting question.  You said you would eat me, would you eat my cock?

If you want to eat me, you should have a woman do it for you.

[odeon]

Nah, I think I'd not eat it. The nutritional value is doubtful, anyway. 

[peegai]

Have any interesting hobbies?

[odeon]

Have any interesting hobbies?

I think all of them are  . Middle egyptian, chess, tinkering with my Linux box, film projection (I have a working movie theatre in my garage, hence the name "odeon")... I can make a long list of my hobbies and interests but it's changing constantly.