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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #75 on: August 16, 2007, 03:06:08 PM »

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

I'm not that freaky. Just curious how things
will feel.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2007, 08:15:47 PM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
With 7 being Calandale?  2π.
You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2007, 08:17:59 PM »
You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2007, 08:22:07 PM »
You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.

Erotic is using a feather.  Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2007, 08:23:54 PM »
You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.

Erotic is using a feather.  Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Kinky it is.   More impressed that you use a live one.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2007, 10:08:29 PM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
With 7 being Calandale?  2π.
You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2007, 10:10:26 PM »
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Original recipe or extra spicy?
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2007, 10:11:11 PM »
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Who's gonna' choke the chicken?

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2007, 11:12:26 PM »
Penises are ugly. I find none of those guys bodies attractive. It looks like they've got an overcooked savoloy hanging off their front.  :puke:

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2007, 06:22:22 AM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
With 7 being Calandale?  2π.
You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Sorry; I'm a vegetarian.

Now, if you'd be up for eating the chicken yourself while I eat CHEESECAKE...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2007, 06:51:58 AM »
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Who's gonna' choke the chicken?

We'll leave that for your talented moves.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #86 on: August 17, 2007, 09:28:07 AM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
With 7 being Calandale?  2π.
You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.
Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Sorry; I'm a vegetarian.

Now, if you'd be up for eating the chicken yourself while I eat CHEESECAKE...
You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.
I came to this world with nothing
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everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2007, 09:46:18 AM »
You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.
The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2007, 10:10:04 AM »
You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.
The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through.  :P
You assume I'm not already.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »
You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.
The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through.  :P
You assume I'm not already.

Hmm.  Damn my irrepresible optimism.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.