Guys and Girls....

[Calandale]

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

I'm not that freaky. Just curious how things
will feel.

[El]

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)

If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...

Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.

[Alex179]

You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.

[El]

You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.

Erotic is using a feather.  Kinky is using the whole chicken.

[Alex179]

You use a live chicken?   Hmmm.

Erotic is using a feather.  Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Kinky it is.   More impressed that you use a live one.

[Tesla]

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)

If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...

Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

[Alex179]

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Original recipe or extra spicy?

[mordok]

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Who's gonna' choke the chicken?

[Mr Smith]

Penises are ugly. I find none of those guys bodies attractive. It looks like they've got an overcooked savoloy hanging off their front. 

[El]

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)

If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...

Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Sorry; I'm a vegetarian.

Now, if you'd be up for eating the chicken yourself while I eat CHEESECAKE...

[DirtDawg]

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Who's gonna' choke the chicken?

We'll leave that for your talented moves.

[Tesla]

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)

If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...

Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?

With 7 being Calandale?  2π.

You used an option that wasn't intended to be used by the original maker of the survey.  You just fucked up my experiment.  I want nothing more to do with you.  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.

Can we at least fry up the chicken and have dinner?

Sorry; I'm a vegetarian.

Now, if you'd be up for eating the chicken yourself while I eat CHEESECAKE...

You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.

[El]

You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.

The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through. 

[Tesla]

You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.

The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through. 

You assume I'm not already.

[El]

You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.

The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through. 

You assume I'm not already.

Hmm.  Damn my irrepresible optimism.