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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #60 on: August 16, 2007, 09:27:58 AM »
Does anyone find these men attractive?
The first one, yes.  The second might be if he didn't look like he was made of frickin' plastic.  The third guy's face is obscured so I can't tell (and what the hell is he pulling off?  A dress?  Is he a drag queen and the face is tiltled back to hide the makeup???); the fourth guy, no.

I quote Elaine from Seinfeld:

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #61 on: August 16, 2007, 09:39:57 AM »
Does anyone find these men attractive?
The first one, yes.  The second might be if he didn't look like he was made of frickin' plastic.  The third guy's face is obscured so I can't tell (and what the hell is he pulling off?  A dress?  Is he a drag queen and the face is tiltled back to hide the makeup???); the fourth guy, no.

I quote Elaine from Seinfeld:

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #62 on: August 16, 2007, 10:41:39 AM »
Does anyone find these men attractive?

nope.  apart from anything else, they've shaved the most interesting bit.

anyway, a lot of the attractiveness for me is sensual (in the true sense of the word) - the smell and feel.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2007, 10:58:41 AM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2007, 12:43:32 PM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2007, 01:12:21 PM »
Does anyone find these men attractive?

They're pretty enough, but I'm not aroused by
them.

As to the original question, I don't know that
I particularly find other penises all that compelling.
I'm not disgusted by them though, and kinda curious
enough to probably enjoy watching one orgasm close
up, but it doesn't mean anything to me.

My wife was absolutely disgusted by the thought of men
and especially of the penis. She found me something less
manly, and was attracted. Eventually, she grew quite attached
to my penis.

Other women I've been with have been kind of a mix.
Most seem to not mind them too much though.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2007, 01:14:48 PM »
The third guy's face is obscured so I can't tell (and what the hell is he pulling off?  A dress?

I rather found him the most interesting.
Mainly for the pose.

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2007, 01:17:59 PM »
Does anyone find these men attractive?

They're pretty enough, but I'm not aroused by
them.

As to the original question, I don't know that
I particularly find other penises all that compelling.
I'm not disgusted by them though, and kinda curious
enough to probably enjoy watching one orgasm close
up, but it doesn't mean anything to me.

My wife was absolutely disgusted by the thought of men
and especially of the penis. She found me something less
manly, and was attracted. Eventually, she grew quite attached
to my penis.

Other women I've been with have been kind of a mix.
Most seem to not mind them too much though.

Your wife liked that you're a girlyman?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #68 on: August 16, 2007, 01:25:45 PM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #69 on: August 16, 2007, 01:34:13 PM »


Your wife liked that you're a girlyman?

That's a way it could be put,
I suppose.  :laugh:

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #70 on: August 16, 2007, 01:39:11 PM »
Plus.  A hundred thousand fucking times, if I could.  I always want to quote that when something like this comes into question.

And my own comment:  No, I don't find genetalia specifically attractive.  What I find attractive as far as the male body goes, you could show in a PG movie.  However, I might add that on the idea of the male body being utilitarian/function being a priority, I'd imagine that if something was repeatedly paired with pleasure, I'd probably wind up enjoying the sight of it, or at the very least, the thought of it.  Simple classical conditioning.  (This is only a hypothesis, though.  I should probably try and test it at some point.  As a scientist.)
If you need a lab rat Ms Molly, you let me know.

Let me just go grab a condom and an informed consent...
Oh... an informed consent form... so this could get dangerous.   :eyebrows:

Sounds kinkier than it necessarily is.  Nowadays you have to fill out an informed consent to fill out a survey that involves nothing but circling a number on a Likert 1-7 scale.

So, tell me, on a scale of 1-7, how freaky do you want it to get?
With 7 being Calandale?  2π.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #71 on: August 16, 2007, 02:02:07 PM »
some penis' are cute.  given the opportunity i would really like to suck a cute cock.
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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #72 on: August 16, 2007, 02:14:54 PM »
Pick photo number one.  I think the photo's would be sexier if the penis was hard and ready to go.
When they are soft, it just looks to me like the guy is in cuddle mode, which I don't really equate to sex.


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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2007, 02:28:41 PM »
Pick photo number one.  I think the photo's would be P.I.ier if the penis was hard and ready to go.
When they are soft, it just looks to me like the guy is in cuddle mode, which I don't really equate to P.I..



But surely the guy would get hard during the cuddling?
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Guys and Girls....
« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2007, 02:48:51 PM »
Pick photo number one.  I think the photo's would be P.I.ier if the penis was hard and ready to go.
When they are soft, it just looks to me like the guy is in cuddle mode, which I don't really equate to P.I..



But surely the guy would get hard during the cuddling?

Yes, but we are talking about a visual turn on.