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Confess your sins to FSM
« on: August 14, 2007, 08:35:11 PM »
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 08:38:32 PM »
Do you need a mirror to go along with that post?
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 08:38:52 PM »
I regret opening this thread.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 08:49:08 PM »
I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls.  Am I a bad boy?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 08:50:18 PM »
I played with my willy while looking at pics of girls.  Am I a bad boy?

Pretty sure that would make all of us bad boys.

I wonder who would punish us for that.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 08:56:13 PM »
I digested the FSM a few days ago and inherited all of it's powers.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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all one and the same
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 08:56:29 PM »
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 09:02:14 PM »
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.
21 more posts and your post count will be 12345.
I came to this world with nothing
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Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 09:06:01 PM »
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.

Even me?

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 09:10:33 PM »
Has anyone here done anything online that they feel regret about??
nope.
 i can justify anything.

Even me?
anything i do.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 09:21:29 PM »
 :lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 09:23:45 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2007, 09:26:40 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2007, 09:43:35 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 09:49:44 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.
i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D
Misunderstood.