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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2016, 09:14:45 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

Small g please.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #106 on: May 17, 2016, 12:07:18 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 16, 2016, 09:14:45 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... gOD.  :runaway: :GA:

Small g please.

Looks kinda weird.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #107 on: May 17, 2016, 05:18:47 PM »
He's a weird guy.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #108 on: May 22, 2016, 09:57:08 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God?  :orly:
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #109 on: May 22, 2016, 09:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on May 22, 2016, 09:57:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2016, 06:24:08 PM
  I just ate a microwaved spaghetti-and-meatballs dinner.  :fsm:


    I ... ate ... GOD.  :runaway: :GA:

If you eat a God, you gain the powers of said God. Have you gained any powers since you ate God?  :orly:

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #110 on: May 24, 2016, 10:08:04 PM »
Apparently the Canuck doesn't understand what it means to be a Postwhore.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2018, 08:22:01 PM »
Who's a Canuck??
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2018, 08:50:38 PM »
Canadian? I think?
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2018, 11:27:03 PM »
not what
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #114 on: June 05, 2018, 05:22:46 AM »
Whoops, misread.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #115 on: June 05, 2018, 08:30:03 AM »
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2018, 07:56:17 PM »
I literally ate God every f***ing Sunday when I was a kid. Sometimes the priest even dipped the piece of God's body into God's blood before I ate it and that made it taste better.

I don't have any God powers whatsoever. I feel totally ripped off about now.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #117 on: June 05, 2018, 08:08:15 PM »
That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.

Details are important.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #118 on: June 05, 2018, 08:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on June 05, 2018, 08:08:15 PM
That's because you didn't say RAmen!! afterwards.

Details are important.

That was because I was worshipping a false God. I didn't learn about the true God, the FSM, until I was grown up.

Quick question: is eating gluten-free pasta still eating the FSM's body and guts? Because my wife won't let me eat regular pasta (it makes me fart).
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2018, 10:16:46 PM »
There are gluten-free wafers in some Christian churches now. It seems to count.  :orly:
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