My fantasy call-out: Kosmo v Paris Hilton.
O yes
That would be pretty boring until it moved on to the P.I.ual areas...
What other areas did you think there were ?
Yay! I am a celebrity did you know. Whoopie. And then she will talk about her nails and hair. Then her puppy... You would die of boredom before you got onto the P.I..
No, that's not how it would work.
It would be clear that i was to be just a sexual object, treated like a piece of meat. I would be a welcome change from her usual sycophants, and she would appreciate that.