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Offline Calandale

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #90 on: August 17, 2007, 10:40:06 PM »
I find the guy on the right, with his
"there's no way I shan't get laid looking
wearing this" attitude the best.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #91 on: August 17, 2007, 10:43:18 PM »
lol that too. :lol:
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #92 on: August 18, 2007, 02:06:11 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 17, 2007, 03:12:56 AM
Quote from: YOUAREDOUCHBAGS!!!!!! on August 17, 2007, 03:04:52 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 17, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
I've gone to kid movies by myself and played on some playgrounds as an adult and I never got any shit. Is it because I'm a woman?

Yep, double standard.


That's why I'm so happy to be one. My life would be more complicated if I were a guy. I would probably still not ever had a girlfriend, and nor be meeting women.

Yeah, if I were given the choice I would like to be a woman.  But I would probably not want any sеx.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #93 on: August 18, 2007, 03:20:02 AM »
Quote from: calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:40:06 PM
I find the guy on the right, with his
"there's no way I shan't get laid looking
wearing this" attitude the best.

Yeah, but his face tells me he's taking it up the ass with that funny grimace!
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #94 on: August 18, 2007, 11:34:39 AM »
No Callaway, I said Masturbation, because I made a noise for the first time that was not giggling.  I am wondering what happened there.
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #95 on: August 18, 2007, 02:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2007, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:40:06 PM
I find the guy on the right, with his
"there's no way I shan't get laid looking
wearing this" attitude the best.

Yeah, but his face tells me he's taking it up the ass with that funny grimace!

I figured he was just English.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #96 on: August 18, 2007, 02:59:02 PM »
Quote from: calandale on August 18, 2007, 02:32:46 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2007, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:40:06 PM
I find the guy on the right, with his
"there's no way I shan't get laid looking
wearing this" attitude the best.

Yeah, but his face tells me he's taking it up the ass with that funny grimace!

I figured he was just English.

Fun fact:  My friend Matt thinks anyone who speaks with a English accent (yes I know its proper English) sounds gay.   This is something I have gotten tired of debating with him, that all English men are not fags.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #97 on: August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM »
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #98 on: August 19, 2007, 12:15:14 PM »
Quote from: McChachi on August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.

In a library, people notice me, people detest what I am doing.
Which is a better overture of love than my father hath ever bequeathed me.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #99 on: August 19, 2007, 03:28:42 PM »
Quote from: calendale on August 19, 2007, 12:15:14 PM
Quote from: McChachi on August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.

In a library, people notice me, people detest what I am doing.


Thou shouldst not masturbate in the library.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #100 on: August 19, 2007, 05:46:59 PM »
Quote from: calandale on August 19, 2007, 03:28:42 PM
Quote from: calendale on August 19, 2007, 12:15:14 PM
Quote from: McChachi on August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.

In a library, people notice me, people detest what I am doing.


Thou shouldst not masturbate in the library.

I thought that was what the booths  were for :o
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #101 on: August 20, 2007, 11:43:24 AM »
Quote from: calandale on August 19, 2007, 03:28:42 PM
Quote from: calendale on August 19, 2007, 12:15:14 PM
Quote from: McChachi on August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.

In a library, people notice me, people detest what I am doing.


Thou shouldst not masturbate in the library.

Hush! Not so loud!

Silence prevails in the library.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #102 on: August 20, 2007, 03:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Giirl on August 20, 2007, 11:43:24 AM
Quote from: calandale on August 19, 2007, 03:28:42 PM
Quote from: calendale on August 19, 2007, 12:15:14 PM
Quote from: McChachi on August 19, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a lone man should not be wanking to the internet at the local library.  unless, said man is wearing a dress.

In a library, people notice me, people detest what I am doing.


Thou shouldst not masturbate in the library.

Hush! Not so loud!

Silence prevails in the library.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #103 on: August 20, 2007, 03:56:45 PM »
Hitler masturbates in the library.
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #104 on: September 01, 2007, 10:44:04 AM »
The way things are in some places, many fathers are afraid to hug their children in public for fear of being accused of molesting them. It's insane. What, with all the pointless lawsuits and paranoia. Legislation needs to be put in place to protect people from false accusations, yet protect children at the same time.
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