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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2007, 03:17:19 PM »
What about things a lone WOMAN can't do without
arousing suspicion? Like going for a walk at night,
without being thought a prostitute?

Well, I guess that applies to guys to, actually.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2007, 03:20:57 PM »
What about things a lone WOMAN can't do without
arousing suspicion? Like going for a walk at night,
without being thought a prostitute?

Well, I guess that applies to guys to, actually.

Only ones with corduroy pants on.  They are asking for it!  ;)

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #77 on: August 17, 2007, 03:24:11 PM »

Only ones with corduroy pants on.  They are asking for it!  ;)

I doubt that I've ever been propositioned in my cords.
Generally when I wear shorts that are too short, and
swing my hips too much.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #78 on: August 17, 2007, 03:31:47 PM »

Only ones with corduroy pants on.  They are asking for it!  ;)

I doubt that I've ever been propositioned in my cords.

Generally when I wear shorts that are too short, and
swing my hips too much.

I was being sarcastic.  I'm confident that it is a snowflake's chance in hell that you've been propositioned in those cords (not counting your mother).

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #79 on: August 17, 2007, 04:28:00 PM »


I was being sarcastic.  I'm confident that it is a snowflake's chance in hell that you've been propositioned in those cords (not counting your mother).

Guys don't seem to like them. I lost my virginity,
on an evening that I was wearing cords though.

And I'm telling you, the narrow ones are like silk.
I have been trying to get hold of a picture which
was taken while I wore them, there is nothing wrong
with the way they look.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #80 on: August 17, 2007, 04:39:47 PM »


I was being sarcastic.  I'm confident that it is a snowflake's chance in hell that you've been propositioned in those cords (not counting your mother).

Guys don't seem to like them. I lost my virginity,
on an evening that I was wearing cords though.

And I'm telling you, the narrow ones are like silk.
I have been trying to get hold of a picture which
was taken while I wore them, there is nothing wrong
with the way they look.

Was that way back when TV was only in black and white?  ;)

Corduroy is a textile composed of twisted fibers that when woven lie parallel (similar to twill) to one another to form the cloth's distinct pattern, a "cord." Modern corduroy is most commonly composed of tufted cords, sometimes exhibiting a channel (bare to the base fabric) between the tufts. The word "corduroy" can be used as a noun, a transitive verb or an adjective. Corduroy is, in essence, a ridged form of velvet.

While the word "corduroy" would seem to have French origins, potentially derived from "corde du roi" (roughly translated as "cloth/cord of the king"), the phrase "corde du roi" is not French. In fact, an 1807 French list of manufactured articles includes an entry for "kings-cordes", apparently taken from English. Corduroy is believed to have been first produced in Manchester England, the world's first industrial city. Manchester was referred to as Cottonopolis because of the large number of cotton spinning mills located there.

As a fabric, corduroy is considered a durable cloth. Socially, the clothes made from corduroy are considered casual, and are usually favored in colder climates. Corduroy is most commonly found in the construction of trousers. The material is also used in the construction of (sport) jackets and shirts. The width of the cord is commonly referred to as the size of the "wale". The lower the "wale" number, the thicker the width of the wale (i.e., 4-wale is much thicker than 11-wale). Wide wale is more commonly found on trousers; medium, narrow, and fine wale fabrics are usually found in garments used above the waist.

The fabric tends to make a unique sound when rubbed together, as when walking.


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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2007, 04:47:10 PM »


Was that way back when TV was only in black and white?  ;)


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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2007, 05:03:58 PM »


I was being sarcastic.  I'm confident that it is a snowflake's chance in hell that you've been propositioned in those cords (not counting your mother).

Guys don't seem to like them. I lost my virginity,
on an evening that I was wearing cords though.

And I'm telling you, the narrow ones are like silk.
I have been trying to get hold of a picture which
was taken while I wore them, there is nothing wrong
with the way they look.

Was that way back when TV was only in black and white?  ;)

Corduroy is a textile composed of twisted fibers that when woven lie parallel (similar to twill) to one another to form the cloth's distinct pattern, a "cord." Modern corduroy is most commonly composed of tufted cords, sometimes exhibiting a channel (bare to the base fabric) between the tufts. The word "corduroy" can be used as a noun, a transitive verb or an adjective. Corduroy is, in essence, a ridged form of velvet.

While the word "corduroy" would seem to have French origins, potentially derived from "corde du roi" (roughly translated as "cloth/cord of the king"), the phrase "corde du roi" is not French. In fact, an 1807 French list of manufactured articles includes an entry for "kings-cordes", apparently taken from English. Corduroy is believed to have been first produced in Manchester England, the world's first industrial city. Manchester was referred to as Cottonopolis because of the large number of cotton spinning mills located there.

As a fabric, corduroy is considered a durable cloth. Socially, the clothes made from corduroy are considered casual, and are usually favored in colder climates. Corduroy is most commonly found in the construction of trousers. The material is also used in the construction of (sport) jackets and shirts. The width of the cord is commonly referred to as the size of the "wale". The lower the "wale" number, the thicker the width of the wale (i.e., 4-wale is much thicker than 11-wale). Wide wale is more commonly found on trousers; medium, narrow, and fine wale fabrics are usually found in garments used above the waist.

The fabric tends to make a unique sound when rubbed together, as when walking.





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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2007, 05:28:45 PM »
 :LMAO:

Yeah, who said wearing corduroy would raise suspicion!

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2007, 05:34:29 PM »
Ooh that one in the turtle neck is asking for it ::)

I miss my cords I don't even know where they sell them anymore
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2007, 05:35:16 PM »
:LMAO:

Yeah, who said wearing corduroy would raise suspicion!

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I miss my cords I don't even know where they sell them anymore

Try goodwill.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #86 on: August 17, 2007, 07:45:40 PM »
Men get really funky looks buying a sexy, lacy negligee set. I like to buy my wife fancy things sometimes. Hey, there are associated perks with a gift of lingerie.

Dangerous, though! Make fucking sure they fit!
Any error in size and any beneficial effect you are expecting goes away, rather quickly.

I can never get out of the Victoria's Secret or some place without drawing a crowd of "helpful" giggly women. I wonder, "Is it the cowboy boots?" ... "Do I seem to be too confident that I know what I'm doing?" ... "Should I be acting more like the typical, clueless, beginner lover?" ... "Are they picturing me in this thing?"...

I often reject their advice. (I happen to know my wife's preferences even better than they know their sales building techniques.)

I hate it when a size 2 says, "Is she about my size or BIGGER?"
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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2007, 07:50:12 PM »


I hate it when a size 2 says, "Is she about my size or BIGGER?"

Just ask them to try it on for you.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2007, 08:01:04 PM »


I hate it when a size 2 says, "Is she about my size or BIGGER?"

Just ask them to try it on for you.

I have. They're used to it.

In the studio I worked at, the counter people would always do paperwork, describing the outfits the subjects brought to be photographed in, upon their arrival. I always like to get the ones who show up with a tiny little satchel, smaller than a Batman lunchbox, and say they have five or six outfits to wear.

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Re: Things that a lone man can't do without arousing suspicion
« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2007, 10:32:29 PM »
Ooh that one in the turtle neck is asking for it ::)

fucking hilarious. :LMAO: that turtleneck. bahahHhahaha :laugh:
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