Watching McDangly and Pappy and Al battle it out for intellectual honours was like watching 3 bald men fighting over a comb.
None of us are battling fpr intellectual honours, you Goofy Mother Fucker. So that being the case, why would,you say something both untrue and stupid?
I think the comb is yours.
Yes, "the comb". The non-existent comb, belonging to the 3 bald men who are fighting for it, right? Yes, it was an analogy that was made about a non-existent battle for intellectual honours. So the weak analogy based on a non-existent race.
It was fucking stupid and ridiculous from the outset but you are supporting your boyfriend as always and normally I would find that cute and endearing. However, in this instance, because it is you, I would probably suggest you try to stop flirting and metaphorically holding Minister of Silly Walk's hand. I do not think such a forum member relationship with you, will come to good ends.