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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2007, 12:43:51 AM »
 :birthday: :beergrin:
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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2007, 06:26:54 AM »

I think we should add a pole.

How many LICKS  should she get?

31?
will that be enough, i wonder....
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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2007, 09:12:43 AM »
per minute?

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2007, 12:15:21 PM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2007, 01:09:14 PM »

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2007, 01:48:59 PM »
Happy birthday P.I.!!  :birthday: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :birthday:

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2007, 02:15:11 PM »
per minute?
per cuntisecond.  :laugh:

a new measurement required then, i think - the lickisecond.

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2007, 06:28:07 PM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2007, 12:24:22 AM »
meh, i missed it. happy belated birthday PI. i suck at birthday threads. :P
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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2007, 05:15:28 AM »

I think we should add a pole.

How many LICKS  should she get?

31?
will that be enough, i wonder....

Depends on the skill of who is giving them out.  :eyebrows:

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2007, 05:16:10 AM »
meh, i missed it. happy belated birthday PI. i suck at birthday threads. :P

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2007, 09:53:36 AM »
hbelatedb
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: countdown to The Big Day
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2007, 11:59:26 AM »