Guys and Girls....

[Tesla]

You're on.  A whole chicken for me, a whole cheesecake for you.

The problem is, if you are what you eat, afterward I'll look twenty or thirty pounds heavier but be totally into having my photo taken in very little clothing- but you'll be too nervous to be able to follow through. 

You assume I'm not already.

Hmm.  Damn my irrepresible optimism.

I do cook a mean cheesecake though.  It's all about managing the heat and moisture...   

[Tesla]

I just noticed that you had a Cafepress store.  I'll have to pick something out, I've got some cafepress cash kickin around. 

[El]

I just noticed that you had a Cafepress store.  I'll have to pick something out, I've got some cafepress cash kickin around. 

Bitchin', if you see anything you like, that is.  Every so often they shoot me a check. 

[Tesla]

I just noticed that you had a Cafepress store.  I'll have to pick something out, I've got some cafepress cash kickin around. 

Bitchin', if you see anything you like, that is.  Every so often they shoot me a check. 

Yeah I get a check every so often.  I like how they hold onto the money as long as possible, send you all kinds of emails trying to get you to spend the money before they cut you a check.   

It's a great way to make some extra money though.  It's completely free too, which is awesome.  I actually was supposed to declare my Cafepress earnings on my taxes last year.

[Randy]

Honestly, I keep seeing this thread girls on girls.

[Calandale]

  I'll take my duct tape, whipped cream, riding crop, and live chicken elsewhere, thank you.

Be careful, you're beginning to sound like me.