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Fess up you fucking arseholes
« on: August 10, 2007, 05:05:14 AM »
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 05:23:19 AM »
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

1. Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
2. Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
3. Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
4. If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
5. If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.
Edit to include Alex179's Questions...
1. Yes.
2. No
3. Not normally, but i havent squashed a bug in a long time so that may have changed.
4. I would have wished I could have given them lots of suffering first...  :P
5. I wouldnt.
6. It depends. Often it is revenge with a cunning plan, when i feel like doing so
7. I dont drive, so that would be a no.
8. Nope, not been
9. If they are gagging for it I may.
10. No, but i like the glass of water trick...  :P
11. Nope.
12. Nope
13. Not that I am aware of.

« Last Edit: August 10, 2007, 06:40:06 AM by Hadron »

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 05:53:54 AM »
1. Yes, but it doesn't cause me any sleepless nights.
2. n/a
3. Don't squash them often (generally only squash wasps), but I don't feel guilty about it.
4. I wouldn't laugh but I wouldn't be crying over it.
5. I wouldn't give a shit.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 06:00:56 AM »
1.  Not much.
2.  No.
3.  I save spiders, but I do whatever's necessary to get rid of flies, since they're really annoying.  Slugs go in the bin.
4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.
5.  I wouldn't give it much thought.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2007, 06:01:55 AM »

4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.


hahahahahah, now thats the sort of reply that makes threads like this interesting.  :plus: (if I could plus :p)

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 06:02:58 AM »

4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.


hahahahahah, now thats the sort of reply that makes threads like this interesting.  :plus: (if I could plus :p)
I think you should post answers to your own questions now...  :P

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 06:35:10 AM »
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2007, 06:36:42 AM »
i care about the san andreas fault line.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 06:38:21 AM »
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2007, 06:48:07 AM »
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 06:53:23 AM »
1. It sucks for them, but no.
2. Only McJ.   :-*
3. Yes.  I have a lot of sympathy for all animals, excluding humans.  I can look at Rotten or b0g's offensive section all day, but if I see an animal get hurt is makes me cringe and feel sick.
4. I don't hate many people.  Although I did hate a teacher I used to have, I heard she died of cancer, and I thought to myself, "Good riddance"
5. "When is that video going to leak to the internet."
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 06:56:43 AM »

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

1. no
2. no
3. yes
4. yes i would lol
5. She is quite ugly and she seems to be a poor shag going off them videos; still, i would like to fuck her and come over her face. That's all i have to say about Miss Hilton.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 07:05:13 AM »
Okay, why has the word "id iot" been replaced with pea guy?

Someone get rid of the censors  :o

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2007, 07:08:05 AM »
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2007, 07:09:03 AM »
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:

No I just don't want luncheon butt to seperate and upset the children.