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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #180 on: August 17, 2007, 07:27:55 AM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #181 on: August 17, 2007, 07:35:24 AM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #182 on: August 17, 2007, 07:53:00 AM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It tastes like chemicals. Very strong.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #183 on: August 17, 2007, 07:58:59 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #184 on: August 17, 2007, 08:00:04 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #185 on: August 17, 2007, 08:02:08 AM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

One of the reasons I hate standing in line is that I am close enough to people to smell their earwax. It is often stronger than their butts, BO or their sex, plus it's at nose level.

:puke:
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #186 on: August 17, 2007, 08:04:47 AM »
Earwax tastes revolting.

One of the reasons I hate standing in line is that I am close enough to people to smell their earwax. It is often stronger than their butts, BO or their P.I., plus it's at nose level.

:puke:

No, I'm so short, the only smell I get is navel fluff!  ;)

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #187 on: August 17, 2007, 08:05:11 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

*clears throat, pauses*

I wasn't going to say that.

I have had it done several times. In my early sound business, it was necessary more often than normal. The ears try to protect themselves by dropping extra fluids around when you are in a high noise environment.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #188 on: August 17, 2007, 08:09:44 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

*clears throat, pauses*

I wasn't going to say that.

I have had it done several times. In my early sound business, it was necessary more often than normal. The ears try to protect themselves by dropping extra fluids around when you are in a high noise environment.

I always knew you loved me for my body, not my brains, it's ok.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #189 on: August 17, 2007, 08:11:04 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
:laugh:
I took my mum literally as a kid when she told me that if I picked my nose my face would cave in. That scared me so much.

GA has just told me that earwax tastes very bitter.
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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #190 on: August 17, 2007, 08:18:47 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
:laugh:
I took my mum literally as a kid when she told me that if I picked my nose my face would cave in. That scared me so much.

GA has just told me that earwax tastes very bitter.

Fuck, you must have had big boogers!

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #191 on: August 17, 2007, 08:38:02 AM »
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

Yes me too. It was an odd sensation.

Speaking of huge boogers, dad flicked a massive one across the room once and it got caught on my foot, it was so big I didn't know what it was, I was like EWWW EWWWW!! He was like DON'T BE STUPID ITS JUST A BIT OF DIRT.

Mum HATEs nose pickers. She's the only one of my immediate family that doesn't.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #192 on: August 17, 2007, 11:06:05 AM »
Have you ever tasted your own cum?


Ladies:


Have you ever tasted your own mucus that comes out of your vagina?

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #193 on: August 17, 2007, 11:06:50 AM »
Yes.

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Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
« Reply #194 on: August 17, 2007, 11:27:22 AM »
Have you ever tasted your own cum?


Ladies:


Have you ever tasted your own mucus that comes out of your vagina?



I have, tastes nasty.