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[SovaNu]

why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it?

[Christopher McCandless]

are you calling me a grandma? you little punk. no respect for your elders.

no i don't watch too much telly and no it wasn't after my youth.

No, no. I just lose track of when these programmes actually started, and anyway you must have been bored to watch Sabrina...

i love Sabrina. who's your favorite? i love Salem.

I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.

[mordok]

mordok, do you have any fetishes?

i would say that one of mine is handjobs.

I have a few, yes.  Although, I'd consider handjobs to be more a preference than a fetish since they're relatively normal/common.  So, I'm not sure what you're asking.

[McGiver]

why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it?

because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet.  he would react better to you since you are a woman.

[McGiver]

mordok, do you have any fetishes?

i would say that one of mine is handjobs.

I have a few, yes.  Although, I'd consider handjobs to be more a preference than a fetish since they're relatively normal/common.  So, I'm not sure what you're asking.

what would you consider a fetish?

[Christopher McCandless]

no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?

hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women.  your technique is awful.

Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?

yes.  you could use the help.  though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!

Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?

you are lonely for attention, aren't you?

I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...

[McGiver]

no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?

hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women.  your technique is awful.

Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?

yes.  you could use the help.  though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!

Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?

you are lonely for attention, aren't you?

I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...

begin your quest by looking for a vagina.

[Christopher McCandless]

no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?

hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women.  your technique is awful.

Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?

yes.  you could use the help.  though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!

Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?

you are lonely for attention, aren't you?

I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...

begin your quest by looking for a vagina.

All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... 

[SovaNu]

I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.

how can you compare Sabrina to Thomas Fucking The Tank Engine?? that show is for newborns who can't yet form a thought let alone realize what a horrible show they're watching.

Salem is the talking cat. he's funny.

[SovaNu]

why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it?

because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet.  he would react better to you since you are a woman.

he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.

[mordok]

what would you consider a fetish?

In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" sexual experience.

I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ.  But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.

[Christopher McCandless]

I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.

how can you compare Sabrina to Thomas Fucking The Tank Engine?? that show is for newborns who can't yet form a thought let alone realize what a horrible show they're watching.

Salem is the talking cat. he's funny.

Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? 

[SovaNu]

All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... 

you're a little too choosey, you're lucky to find any woman who can stand you. vagina or not.

[SovaNu]

Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? 

i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.

[Christopher McCandless]

why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it?

because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet.  he would react better to you since you are a woman.

he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.

*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.