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Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« on: August 08, 2007, 10:01:48 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 10:14:04 AM »
I don't like to talk about my flair.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 10:21:54 AM »
Nice to see that the tartan wasn't shameful enough.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 10:33:20 AM »
I hope none of these officers are gay...

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 10:40:25 AM »
I don't know what they will do if the officers decide they actually like Hello Kitty.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 11:29:32 AM »
I love Hello Kitty so they would have to think up another punishment for me.  8)


I heard this news on another forum.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 11:32:08 AM »
I love Hello Kitty so they would have to think up another punishment for me.  8)


I heard this news on another forum.

Your post about wearing a hello kitty shirt reminded me to post this.  :)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 12:59:25 PM »
ghey :P :laugh:

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 01:00:34 PM »

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 01:08:10 PM »
i dont follow, maybe you can help a dumb nigger out?

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 01:10:45 PM »
i dont follow, maybe you can help a dumb nigger out?
Yo nigga. Whats cooking in the kitchen, me homie?

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 01:13:38 PM »
calandale was a better postwhore  :P

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 01:16:18 PM »
calandale was a better postwhore  :P
You been whoring my bitch, did ya say?  :P

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 01:18:21 PM »
Why does it make me laugh so hard when white people (especially Brits) try to do ebonics?   They are called Chavs over there and Whiggers over here from what I understand.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Shape up, or you'll be Hello Kitty'ed!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 01:26:56 PM »
It's sad that people adopt a culture off of MTV.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?