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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2007, 09:31:48 AM »
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2007, 09:35:18 AM »
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2007, 02:16:33 PM »
What about this, then? Attempting to move a deviation at deviantart into your scraps folder, accidentally deleting it instead, and then finding out that you don't have a copy on the hard drive.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2007, 04:44:55 PM »
Spending half the day compiling and building a mix, then being unable to upload the fucker cos the internet connection is playing up. :hair:

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2007, 05:29:37 PM »
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.

I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2007, 06:15:50 PM »
Apparently, what holds true IRL holds true on Intensity as well:  If you want to have sex and have it come out right, you have to put in at least a little bit of effort.

Or, perhaps, be a little bold.  Very little, though.

I doubt that I could manage boldness. sex in the shadows just wouldn't be the same

Who knows what horniness lurks in the hearts of men?  THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2007, 08:17:18 PM »
bratty little fuckers in grocery stores whining "Mommy! i want candy! wahhhhhhhh"
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2007, 09:35:53 PM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2007, 09:46:56 PM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2007, 09:48:33 PM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

That's easy. Just be ancredibly attractive blonde woman! Oh you're not? Fuck you.
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2007, 11:07:06 PM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.
That says so much in so little space.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2007, 01:12:27 AM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

me too. preferably sleeping.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2007, 07:29:21 AM »
Having to work for a living. Having to be a part of a confused and mutilated society.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make lying around the house naked profitable.

Join a reality TV show.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2007, 09:40:37 AM »
Going out for a walk and bringing an umbrella, but the clouds stay constipated for the whole hour.

Yesterday I wan sort of glad that it didn't rain because I didn't bring an umbrella, but at the same time, I kinda wanted to look up at the sky and yell, "GROW A PAIR!"
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2007, 01:17:52 PM »
Packing.  Have I mentioned this?  Packing.  Goddamnmotherfucking PACKING.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.