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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2007, 05:30:58 PM »
ironic.
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2007, 04:48:49 AM »
hangovers suck.

wine especially sucks.
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2007, 04:49:15 AM »
Summertime colds.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2007, 07:47:41 AM »
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks

Shit, I already plussed you for something within the last hour.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2007, 07:49:49 AM »
Just send me a  :-* instead.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2007, 07:50:27 AM »
 :-*
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2007, 09:02:47 PM »
getting stuff in your nose
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2007, 09:03:22 PM »
Getting too much stuff OUT of your nose.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2007, 09:03:59 PM »
having dry sinuses, or sinii
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2007, 09:04:46 PM »
Or Sinai.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2007, 09:09:04 PM »
exactly
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #71 on: September 13, 2007, 05:55:21 PM »
Getting a splinter that actually goes though part of your hand coming out in a different spot :o
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »
lampreys

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2007, 06:10:19 PM »
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Sucks
Tis a song by Alanis Morrisette I think.

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Re: Things that suck
« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2007, 06:27:29 PM »
lampreys


But thats what they do you can't hate them for being themselves :P
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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