A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I don't know, but I smell like some guys aftershave and I don't like it one bit.
Quote from: Eclair on August 04, 2007, 08:25:23 AMI don't know, but I smell like some guys aftershave and I don't like it one bit.No, I meant, some guy hugged me tonight and all I can smell on me is his aftershave or whatever. Like it's totally consumed my body.
If you find a fox in the henhouse, do you wait for it to kill one of your hens first, or do you just get rid of it?
Its instinctive human behaviour Peter - the drive to protect your offspring. If this cunt was stating a pathological desire to murder children instead of fuck them, would you understand why parents want him kept away from their kids before he gives in to his compulsions rather than after?
I don't have a problem with people keeping their kids away from someone, but I do have a problem with a judge ordering a person to stay away from all kids, with the utter nerfing of his life that results from such an order, when he's never been convicted or even charged with any crime.
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 04, 2007, 10:23:01 AMIts instinctive human behaviour Peter - the drive to protect your offspring. If this cunt was stating a pathological desire to murder children instead of fuck them, would you understand why parents want him kept away from their kids before he gives in to his compulsions rather than after?Quote from: Peter on August 04, 2007, 10:30:06 AMI don't have a problem with people keeping their kids away from someone, but I do have a problem with a judge ordering a person to stay away from all kids, with the utter nerfing of his life that results from such an order, when he's never been convicted or even charged with any crime.I guess that's a no then.