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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #105 on: August 13, 2007, 09:45:48 PM »
what has made you hate? i mean: what has a person to do to warrant your hate?

You mean other than having to do with my ancestry?

For the record, they've earned it.

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #106 on: August 13, 2007, 09:47:48 PM »
what has made you hate? i mean: what has a person to do to warrant your hate?

You mean other than having to do with my ancestry?

For the record, they've earned it.
parents who have force fed you religion and guilt?
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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #107 on: August 13, 2007, 09:49:57 PM »
what has made you hate? i mean: what has a person to do to warrant your hate?

You mean other than having to do with my ancestry?

For the record, they've earned it.

Why would your ancestry make you hate someone?

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #108 on: August 13, 2007, 09:51:05 PM »
what has made you hate? i mean: what has a person to do to warrant your hate?

The latest one to earn the honor has persisted in attacking my family, thereby hurting my husband and kids.

what has made you hate? i mean: what has a person to do to warrant your hate?

You mean other than having to do with my ancestry?

For the record, they've earned it.
parents who have force fed you religion and guilt?

Yeah, that'd be it.  Had they stopped there, they'd have just ended up on the massive "dislike" list.  Plenty of parents pull that crap, mine included.  When it persists into adulthood and starts affecting the grandkids, now we've got a whole new ballgame.

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #109 on: August 16, 2007, 03:13:50 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?
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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #110 on: August 16, 2007, 03:34:36 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #111 on: August 16, 2007, 04:14:47 PM »


Or better yet, some local talent:


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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #112 on: August 16, 2007, 06:11:35 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.
you say any cock?  how could you possibly know if you haven't seen my cute package yet?
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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #113 on: August 16, 2007, 06:24:46 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.
you say any cock?  how could you possibly know if you haven't seen my cute package yet?

Hmmm....an intriguing point.  Send me the pic and I'll make sure she sees it.  ;)

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #114 on: August 16, 2007, 06:27:25 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.
you say any cock?  how could you possibly know if you haven't seen my cute package yet?

Hmmm....an intriguing point.  Send me the pic and I'll make sure she sees it.  ;)

you cock slut!  :laugh:
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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #115 on: August 16, 2007, 06:30:02 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.
you say any cock?  how could you possibly know if you haven't seen my cute package yet?

I'd like to think I've seen a pretty representative sample in my day.  Unless your package is in some way highly unusual, say perhaps festooned with ribbons and candy hearts, I doubt I will find it cute.

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #116 on: August 16, 2007, 06:32:36 PM »
does your husband have a cute cock?

Cute?  Errrr......no.  Which is not to say I don't enjoy some functions of said cock, but the aethestics of any cock don't do much for me.
you say any cock?  how could you possibly know if you haven't seen my cute package yet?

Hmmm....an intriguing point.  Send me the pic and I'll make sure she sees it.  ;)

you cock slut!  :laugh:

I would have thought I'd made that more than obvious by now.

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #117 on: August 16, 2007, 08:49:56 PM »
i really dont know how to ask this question without sounding rude, but

how much do you weigh?

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #118 on: August 16, 2007, 09:02:34 PM »
i really dont know how to ask this question without sounding rude, but

how much do you weigh?

You sound rude because it's generally considered to be a rude question.  Then again, when have Aspies followed the rules of polite society?  :P

But if I'm to say I'm not ashamed of my body, I better put my money where my mouth is, eh?  247.5 pounds according to my scale this morning.  According to my ultrasound this afternoon, 2lbs 11oz of that is directly attributable to the small person currently residing in my uterus.  ;)

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Re: Ah, why not?
« Reply #119 on: August 16, 2007, 09:09:26 PM »
well i guess for an american your average size. im not american so..

congrats on getting pregnant. how much do you think your baby will weigh once its born, and are you gonna have that baby naturally?