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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #180 on: October 12, 2014, 01:58:15 AM »
We also have practical tips if you're constipated.
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #181 on: October 12, 2014, 05:45:14 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 12, 2014, 01:58:15 AM
We also have practical tips if you're constipated.

:indeed:

We have practical tips even if you're not constipated.
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #182 on: October 13, 2014, 11:04:13 PM »
Even just the tip isn't going to HELP constipation.
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #183 on: October 18, 2014, 02:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 05:45:14 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 12, 2014, 01:58:15 AM
We also have practical tips if you're constipated.

:indeed:

We have practical tips even if you're not constipated.

And we have other kinds of tips, too.
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #184 on: October 18, 2014, 08:18:59 AM »
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #185 on: June 17, 2017, 10:02:02 PM »
There is no problem with women.

Thread is complete, now.


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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #186 on: June 17, 2017, 10:11:24 PM »
I beg to differ.

There's something that goes awry when you attach a human brain to a vagina, they quit making sense.

Ever wonder why gay couples seem so happy? It's because they don't have to put up with women!
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #187 on: June 17, 2017, 10:15:48 PM »
Quote from: Almighty Kek on June 17, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
I beg to differ.

There's something that goes awry when you attach a human brain to a vagina, they quit making sense.

Ever wonder why gay couples seem so happy? It's because they don't have to put up with women!

Wait, so who the fuck ever said there was a brain connected to a vagina somewhere?

WTF are you even talking about?
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #188 on: June 17, 2017, 10:21:55 PM »
My support worker figured out I was a bit apprehensive around women. I grew up in a household of them. I've experienced jealousy throughout school and from my sister. I feel more comfortable around laid back men or laid back women. I'm usually afraid I will offend women.
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #189 on: June 18, 2017, 01:51:00 AM »
Quote from: Almighty Kek on June 17, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
I beg to differ.

There's something that goes awry when you attach a human brain to a vagina, they quit making sense.

Ever wonder why gay couples seem so happy? It's because they don't have to put up with women!
Awwwww, want to tell about how you were rejected?
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #190 on: June 18, 2017, 02:10:24 AM »
There's nothing to tell.  :dunno:
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Re: The problem with women
« Reply #191 on: June 18, 2017, 02:10:53 AM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on June 18, 2017, 01:51:00 AM
Quote from: Almighty Kek on June 17, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
I beg to differ.

There's something that goes awry when you attach a human brain to a vagina, they quit making sense.

Ever wonder why gay couples seem so happy? It's because they don't have to put up with women!
Awwwww, want to tell about how you were rejected?

 :lol1:
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