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What I want to name my kids
« on: August 02, 2007, 01:42:24 AM »
Spokane, if it's a girl. I feel it wouldn't fit on my boy so I'd have to name him Benjamin or Sam. I think I'll go by Sam.


and if I have another girl, I want to name her London. After the city I liked when I was 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15.








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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 05:47:07 AM »
How about naming them Shitty, Poopy and Diaperheid?
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 06:08:20 AM »
i named my sone after a city.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 07:17:23 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 02, 2007, 01:42:24 AM
Spokane, if it's a girl. I feel it wouldn't fit on my boy so I'd have to name him Benjamin or Sam. I think I'll go by Sam.


and if I have another girl, I want to name her London. After the city I liked when I was 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15.










I hope you rethink the latter.  It's not that it's that bad a name but I can picture people singing that stupid Fergie song at her all through her childhood.  (OK, so McJ's son has a song too, but it's not an inarguably shit song.)  The former is unusual but might actually kind of work.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 07:20:01 AM »
or this one:
i see London i see France, i see someones underpants.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 07:23:23 AM »
Is naming kids after locations an American thing?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 07:27:09 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 02, 2007, 07:17:23 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 02, 2007, 01:42:24 AM
Spokane, if it's a girl. I feel it wouldn't fit on my boy so I'd have to name him Benjamin or Sam. I think I'll go by Sam.


and if I have another girl, I want to name her London. After the city I liked when I was 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15.










I hope you rethink the latter.  It's not that it's that bad a name but I can picture people singing that stupid Fergie song at her all through her childhood.  (OK, so McJ's son has a song too, but it's not an inarguably shit song.)  The former is unusual but might actually kind of work.

McJ's son shares a name with city, a song and a band as well, although it is arguably a shit band.

I honestly think Spokane would be a better boy's name than a girl's name.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2007, 07:29:31 AM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 07:27:59 AM »
is naming people after penises a scottish thing?
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 07:28:38 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on August 02, 2007, 07:27:09 AM
McJ's son shares a name with city, a song and a band as well, although it is arguably a shit band.


i hate that band.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 07:41:42 AM »
I was named after a woman.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 08:10:26 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on August 02, 2007, 07:41:42 AM
I was named after a woman.
Me too.  The woman my mother pretended to be. 
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2007, 08:13:25 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 02, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on August 02, 2007, 07:41:42 AM
I was named after a woman.
Me too.  The woman my mother pretended to be. 
That must be kind of a headfuck.
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 10:08:58 AM »
I was named after a couple of characters in a couple of books my mom read (though the name I'd have had as a boy apparent came out of nowhere and just "sounded good.")
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Re: What I want to name my kids
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 10:34:10 AM »
Madonna named her daughter after a town in France.


If I have tripletts, I think i will name them Shame, About, and Raisins.  :) After my favorite Johnny Depp quote in B&J.

Maybe I can name other other girl June instead or Joon. How about Ruthie.
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